Little bobby tables, in company form.

https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/...

I am a bit late but Merry Christmas :)

Source: Cult Of The Dead Cow, Facebook

Tomorrow I will turn 20

All I want for my birthday is a stress ball from devrant.

I feel ashamed for this request :(

It's official. I've hit javascript ~fatigue~. *Burnout*. STAAAAHP with all the frameworks and libraries and weirdly named stuff. To quote Abe Simpson: "I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you...".

I need to switch gears.

Brother taught me Java. I learned js and html through codecademy

Hey there
I joined DevRant today and found out you have to get 10++ so you can make an avatar. Anybody halp?

I don't think this is how heatsinks work...

Time spent on projects

My Github mug arrived and first drink in it is served ! #MugLyfe

Internet Fucking Explorer

Whenever someone starts a sentence with "But [Linux|Windows|Mac] is better because..." in the open space developer pit...

when windows joke they'd be like

Just saw this during my holiday now 😂

Today I learned: typing "man ascii" into the terminal on Linux will print out the ascii table.
Guess I don't need to go online to find it anymore

Somewhere half of the project, after just placing a new version on staging I get an email from the customer:

" This is really going the wrom way! Everything is so big, and what happened to the original design? The one I agreed to! I really dont like this, please go back to the way it was!!!"

I replied asking him what exactly wasnt as the original design (We really followed the prototype we had showed him earlier)

So the next day I get this email:

"Whoops, turns out I was still zoomed at 150%. I guess it was a bit of an overreaction.."

Couldnt believe this :')

Android Andy made by my girlfriend...

There's so many cool technologies too look into now a days, but so little time.
-docker
-laravel
-.net
-react
-es6/es7
-elasticsearch
-redis
-unit testing

Where do i download more hours to add to my days?

what people think when I say I program in COBOL..

Today I turn 25!

All I want for my birthday is a stressball.

If the guy who just turned 30 can get one :) ...

~ shameless request ~

no free windows 10 upgrade.