This guy has a weird sense of system security if he thinks an SSH MOTD will keep unauthorised people away. Because you know, setting SSH permissions would be too sensible.

The worst thing about being a dev is explaining to these fucktards that facebook can't be hacked.
But what is even worse, is when these dipshits say that i am a bad dev for not hacking facebook for them.
Use that big stupid head to sometimes think straight and stop being a little twat.

What the hell Siri.... What sort of computation is this

I'd like to make the world a better place but...

They won't give me the source code. 😔

Q: How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Yes.

Apparently thousands of our users are still using IE 6. While average users spend ~12 minutes on our site, they spend ~20 minutes.

Confluence by Atlassian.

"Everyone Can Code!!" - but not everyone should!

Frontm End vs Back End

My face when a developer suggests to use Windows server instead of Linux for speed and security reasons

😂😂😅😅

SAP - Sad After Purchase :/