Coincidence?

Friend: i need to do a game for my final project, can you help me out?
Me: sure, what language?
Friend: english
Me: ...

YouTube TV changelog:

Javascript is wild

"Look it's people"

When your inner Canadian comes out...

Torvalds doesn't give a fuck

Reasons why I love Google and their general attitude

js validation

Great start to Friday

"Yeah, we didn't send out a notice about changing the format. We figured you'd notice when your code stopped working."

Do you know the auto-generated heroku sample app? The very complex demo app you automatically get following the tutorial?
It has a vulnerability.

I laughed a lot

Developer calendar

Totally Relatable 😓😕

You've said this before, I don't believe you.

Anyone's company affected by sheer idiocy?

Fun fact: the cape of the Batman in the arkham game series was the responsibility of one guy, and it took him 2 years to provide the perfect flexibility, fluidity and strectchibility to it for the final installment of the game arkham knight.

Your choice.

What do you all think about that. Is it good or nah? After few months of coding tried to do some UI design.

Thank you David and Tim!
Took some time because i am living in Germany but the wait paid off. Love the stickers!

Share this with your non-techie friends

Came home late last night and told my wife I'm skipping dinner to take a 1hr nap as it's going to be a long night of bug fixing and testing. Woke up, my wife and 1yr old son are already asleep. Saw the pic below posted on the wall above my work area at home. She's a teacher, she's never heard me mention it, and I don't use this method (I prefer music on my headphones). But she does know I lurk devrant so she must've browsed here while I was napping. Feels good. Code fixed, checked-in, unit tested and released for user testing.

When you install eclipse instead of IntelliJ

Back in ninth grade.
Ouch..
(But I made a pretty decent game with it xD)

Pro tip when working on colleague's dirty computer! Even touchpad works!

HTML & CSS.

To me they just feel wrong.

I have been working with them for a little over 20 years now, and it feels like very little has improved. Sure we learned to make things look a bit nicer, we got new tags and properties, but the syntax is still horrible.

The fact that both are replaced by other imperfect languages (haml, jade, less, sass, etc) is just a confirmation that their paradigms are about as fucked up and impossible to exterminate as cobol.

Which points at another problem: browsers, and how slow the web upgrade cycle is — adding native support for nested style definitions in css, or replacing html with a json document seems like a trivial problem, if it weren't for the dozens of browsers and the excruciating pace at which they can adopt standards.

Food and computers.

Sorry for the fat people as well but i think those is legit.

I am sitting next to this friend of mine in class. She is a bit big. Anyhow.

She opens her laptop and i see her screen. Its dirty. But by dirty i mean fucking dirty. Like brow transparent circle like things all over.

I`m like: “shiiiet， whats that on your screen”.

She: “i am not really sure”.

2 days layer in another class we sit together again and she looks at me with a smile.

She: “look my screen is clean. It was dirty because sometimes o sit in bed and eat chicken then type on my keyboard，so when i close my computer the keys touch the screen and voiiiila!”

Me: “..... Wow”

She was quite proud she had elucidated the problem and did not really understand the meaning of my wow.

People on Stack Overflow are SUCH FUCKING ASSHOLES

"You didn't show us where you declared this unimportant array, please review this article for how to ask questions"

My question doesn't concern the array, my question concerns how the system works, all code I provided was only for clarity. Read my fucking question you arrogant asshole. You have lots of points, fine, go tell your mother, but you assume I don't know how to ask a question which you clearly did not read.

That person, who commits code without formatting. Every single time...😡😠😾