Var gf = [];

We all know and love this type of customers

Never forget the WHERE clause on UPDATE :(

Friend: So what's the plan for Christmas
Me: Nothing much just coding
Friend: No apart from work
Me: Yeah coding
Friend: That means, you not getting drunk or laid this Christmas
Me: No, because I can't C Sharp when coding
Friend: Fuck developers

Take this shitt over :P

When you're in the middle of coding and people come over.

Whelp passed my last finals and graduating today with my new job starting next month. Thanks devrant for getting me through the last semester.

Programmers calendar be like....

A: So are you the programmers of this software?

B: Yeah, I did the front end

A: Oh it looks so fantastic! It is simple, yet beautiful and responsive. Truly great design, you are so talented!

C: I did the back end...

A: Oh, you mean the server stuff?

C: Yeah

A: Niceeee

Oh my fucking god... I am looking at this code written by a previous developer and he put the passwords in plain in an array in a PHP file, like WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING? (btw that's also how he checks the password, just check whether it's in the array)

c'mon pls

You always amaze me Windows!

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

My experience with random generators so far ...

A moment of silence for all the USB flash drives that we purchased and have no idea where they are or who did we borrow them to.

DIY: homemade stress ball for < 1$

git everywhere

When you run into a supposedly deterministic piece of code that behaves differently each time you run it for God knows what reason

My boss has never programmed before. Recently, he decided that I should print out all the code for an admittedly rather small project (10k lines of Java code, 200 pages printed out), and then have me explain every line to him.

Luckily, he didn't get past 'public static void main', especially since I hadn't even bothered to print out more than that!

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow

When you're preparing to go to sleep and a bug decides to pop up

Fuck off 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Programs are like women,
No matter how much you get mad because of errors,
You're always the one who's wrong ..

Vim ftw ❤

Go Samsung

Me: **posts 🔥rant**
Me: **gets flood of devRant notifs**
Coworker: "What push API are you testing?"

😉

When your friends ask if you can see sharp, and you instantly think of C#

When you read your sent email and you find :wq at the end of it.

Exception handling explained... Well they missed 'finally' 😅

The team spirit in our team has improved over the past 1 month with this etiquette..
*walk up to team member
*no greetings
Just say " bring yourself back online"
Watch them light up..share those ten Westworld seconds..ask for what you need
..and the hell back to your desk
..cheers