new rule in company

No headphones while coding

job hunting start......

* phone conversation with Dad*
Dad: What are you doing?
Me: Busy creating website.
Dad: So, if I type " www", will I be able to see it?
Me: *explaining website hosting and servers for 15mins straight*
Dad: Huh. You do learn something in college then.
Me:🤐

Generating SQL scripts using Excel. That's the practice at my company.

Dear programmers everywhere who keep your blogs running for years after you stop posting: Thank you!

"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

Why should we hire you?

Interviewer: Are you familiar with SVN?

Me: Nope.

*trying to GIT out of the room*

shouldn't !important mean "not important"?

Top advice to give to a new dev? Go back in time and download devRant, then buy a rubber ducky. Yes, I finally got mine 👍🏻

What does a CS grad do after a line of cocaine?
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When I accidentally double tap on someone's rant.

Can't wait for this to happen

Creepy..... WTF

#iPhone7

Made me laugh a little :D

CSS transformation!

Best ice machine ever

Every time someone posts their multi monitor setup I'm looking at my setup and be like: "Will this community accept me?"

I agree

my eyes hurts so much

I just wrote more than 140 char in a tweet, inspect the element and turn Enable = True on Tweet button.

The response was epic.

correctly named devices

Code never lies, comments sometimes do.

When you're browsing web with firefox and accidentally opens new window instead of new tab

Somehow getting notification from DevRant makes me happier than from Twitter and Facebook.

Client: how do I save images from the internet

Did you installed an antivirus to the webpage? I've heard that Kaspersky is a good one

Client: Why does this white box not show up when I print it on white paper?

"How do I run a Java file" - Senior programmer asked me.

I played a prank on my coworkers. Covered the bottom sensor of the mouse with part of a post-it note. I went home for the night.

The following morning My boss was the only one in at first and spent an hour unplugging and plugging it back in. He was just about to go out to buy another mouse when someone else came in, immediately looked at the bottom, chuckled to himself and took it off.