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Joined devRant on 3/29/2017

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Judge : I sentence you to the maximum punishment....
Me : ( whispering) please be death , please be death...
Judge : learn javascript
Me : Damn !!

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My stickers and stress ball arrived,

Thanks @dfox and @trogus!

I'll definitely tell my friend thanks for the rant he made lol, which is still getting ++'s to this day.

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When you want your password short and easy to remember..

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How do you guys pronounce daemon?

Dee-Mon or day-mon

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*This* is the project I'm actually going to write unit tests for...

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Why is the "leave building"command now working?!?!?! Are you sure it's a Git command?? .... Oh shit.

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!rant

I often find myself reading a physical copy of a book or something written on paper and my brain just wants me to Ctrl+f

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They chose mine! THEY CHOSE MINE!

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Yo dawg, we heard you like news. So we put more news in your news, so you can news while you news.

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Render issues IRL

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Honest app reviews

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How To Be A Developer
(Easy Method)

(Note: You need an Android device to be a developer)

Step 1: Go to Settings.
Step 2: Click on "About phone".
Step 3: Click on "Build number" 7 times.

Congratulations, you are now a developer!

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Today is my birthday.
I wish I wasn't such a lazy piece of shit and actually get my personal projects done.

Thanks in advance, birthday wish granter.

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Well, since you're already here... ;-)

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I use different variations of the same password. Everywhere.

It's worked out good so far but I can see it all crashing down on me at some point.

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How do you uninstall such a program without feeling very guilty...,😅

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Sure... Why not...!
Nice try, government :-|

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How to vertically center in css..

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Bill is smart, be like Bill

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How does a Java dev cut his hair?

Eclipse it

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Sometimes... 😂😥

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{
"status" : "single",
}
😂😂

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Oh wow. That timing though.

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I find myself here once again

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When GitHub shows love.

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Welp. Time to mess with a new distro
*sudo rm -rf /*

*looks at screen* I forgot to back up my db's :|

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This describes my feelings so well...

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I'd like to have... A Kernel Panic please, no sudo on top.

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chmod 777

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Opening your editor on Monday morning

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