CZ: Gratuluju! Dlufam, ze se mi podari pristi rok taky uspet 😀 Tedka uz jen nevypadnout po prvnim semestru a splnit minimalni kredity a jsi za vodou... 😀

EN: Congratulations! I hope I will succeed too next year. 😀 Now, dont get kicked out after first semester and meet minimum credits and you are fine 😀

Dont worry guys its a bit more complex than that. This is just a bit oversimplified TLDR 😅

AyyMD masterrace.

@datawraith @hanour @teadrinker
Yeah it sucks, but since one of our 35+ yo employees wore <citation>"emo whore"</citation> dress code (and yeah, it looked really fucking bad, especially for one of biggest local companies) and it destroyed potentially highly profitable contract witch some heavily-christian company (long story for another time) we may wear only "corporate" (basically some shirt + trousers) or "smart casual" (basically drab T-shirt + jeans) if we are in a office that is in contact with outside people.

@commanderkeen dont say this for one more week untill I mine all that shiny cash out of this 😅

@teadrinker I am banned wearing my favorite T-shirt sice <citation> "its distracting my colleagues thanks to its violently red colour" </citation> 😂😂😂

Btw I still cant belive that they are really paying me to do devops for 50$ an hour for such a small site. I guess I am more like a salesman than some programmer...

And? It does not matter, torrents are downloaded block by block, you maybe lost like 4MB of downloaded data which will be automatically redownloaded in a next few seconds...

You are making this shit up. I am managing 18 Windows machines (7, 8.1, 10) with hardware that is completly new (Ryzen, i7 8xxx) to bardware from early 2000 (C2D, and some older AMDs), I even have a one PC with VIA CPU. I never ever got bluescreens for no reason. If I dont count extreme overclocking, it was only thanks to failing HDD, failed CPU fan and fucking nVidia drivers. Only problem with drivers I had was with a scanner, "multiple" drivers are installed for reason, google it. My school has 320 PCs with Windows (7, 10) and nothing simillar you are saying ever happend. Not even in my company with 3500+ PCs. I think that you are making this shit up or you you are desperately trying to fuck your machine up or heavily retarded in some way. I get it, you love Linux, I am using it as a primary OS too, but for love of God, stop making Linux community look like retards thanks to these fake stories.

@gitpush who cares about some programming, functions and shit like that. You have to speak on a level of slightly retarded ape or higher managment. 🙄

If you delete a ticket / issue there is no issue. I like the way you work... 😂👌

@ArtNo I am pretty sure that someone already put something less legal in their git...

@yansch nah, thats too hard. Thats why you use BBBBBBBBBBBB for an other activity, CCCCCCCC'CCCC for an other activity, ... 😁

@athlon give us playstore link, we can mass report it and give it some shitty rating...

My city goes crazy today.
For no reason, "City Planing Institute" (or however you want to name these fucks in English) closed in the middle of night a transportation-critical bridge connecting two parts of our city. No warning pr anything before. Public transportation agency had NO FUCKING IDEA because noone told them and few buses and trains waited for 3 hours before someone told them. I cant imagine how stupid people working in the City Planing Institute could be, they are reaching new highs we tought were not possible.

Tldr: my citys transport infrastrucure completly colapsed today. Nice 😂

Autocorrect correted my first comment too much apparently. It should say "I am not homophobic...", sorry 😅

Btw I am not as long as you dont need to talk about it with me how gay you are for 5 minutes constant.

@LeFlawk hes autistic (thats OK I guess) dickhead (but this is not).

@Biggy this is not shit, if you think* about this for long enought, you will see the deeper meaning of this post**

*get drunk enough
** typo: shitpost

I am so sorry xD

Nwm its even fucking better in the comments.

Edit: Its ok in comments on phone but in devRantron its still longer than monday

I am sorry everyone, but I have to...

Thanks god its not long too in a rants feed xD

Even fucking better on a phone after you open a rant 👌😂

Looks really nice and FUCKING LONG on devRantron... 😅

!Spoiler alert!
Its OKCupid.
You have an option to select C++ and LISP as a language you (or other people) speak.

Last time I was drunk I was not able to write propper SMS and instead of a taxi I called guy with starting Ta****. He was a bit angry since I called him around 3 am in the morning. I guess that alcohols effetcs may be different for each individual... 😅

@irene Working From Home
i guess

When I do Java I always create this function:
public static void a(String s) { System.out.println(s); }
so I can debug using a("adsdasd"); instead of writing System.out.println("asdasd"); every time 😂 😂 Same when I do C# 😅

@Root and then write your own push notification services, but you can write also your own location services and while you are at it you can write your own Linuxxx services, build your own phone OS based on Linux and create your own search engine. Then start tracking and selling data of billions and billions people all over the world.