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"Why are people using Git? It's too complicated. Dropbox can do the same kind of things."

- A fellow CS student at university

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How many of us have lots of unfinished projects?

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mom: call your friends

me: okay hold on

myFriends();

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Well yeah. He is right!

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I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...

I sent them my salary slip..They removed it from my computer immediately..

I wanna cry.

joke/meme wannacry ransomware

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The joys of web dev

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USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

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Loving the class name for this div on South West Trains 404 page.

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Gillette Excel

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Source r/ProgrammerHumour. Hilarious simple graphical volume control.😂😂😂

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Always wondered how Dijkstra came up with that algorithm!

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Student - Teacher renaming .c to .exe make the program executable ?

Teacher - Yes

A group of people stand up and walking to the door

Teacher - Where are you all going ?

Students - We are going to drop this class.

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During a software presentation for a group of clients i said:
"I reworked the interface for you. Now it's idiot-proof."

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Asks Cortana to tell a joke, and Cortana opens Bing. Made my day, well played Cortana

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The man behind the legend!

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me deleting print statements after debugging my code

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Am I wrong?

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- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

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My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

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That's a good one!

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Girl : I like dangerous men.
Me : I didn't run test cases while committing my changes last night.
Girl : my hero!

Me : *wakes up from the dream*

joke/meme

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They chose mine! THEY CHOSE MINE!

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Q : What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?

A : Foo Bar

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Anyone here who watches anime??

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Coding Teacher: "you'll need your laptops for the exam. To prevent you from cheating I'll disable the network now"

...pulls out the network cable on his machine...

"okay you can start now"
🤦🏻‍♂️

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"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

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When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

Credits : Riot App

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*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

joke/meme privacy cia security

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Sent intern a regex pattern, mans saw it and thought I had sent him a virus.

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When you finally get the team running on git and your boss gives you a bitbucket to commemorate

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