Happens😅😂

This one time, a client wanted a complete overhaul of her website.

I asked her for the credentials to the VPS, She gave me some random crap to try, cause clearly the site hadn't been touched since 2003 (and boy was it fugly).

Me: Maam, these aren't the correct details.

She sends in more crap to try...2 days pass with this back and forth.

Client: "contact steve, he should have the login details"

Me: ****Calls Steve *****
Me: "Maam, he says the login details are in your mail"

Client: "well, I don't remember this fact. Steve handled everything.
Hack into the website and then reset it.

The Russians did not need login details to hack into America's system. So please, do what you have to do to get us moving."

No jokes...that was the exact crap that came out of her fingers

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

Don't know if this has already been put up, but I got a good laugh from it

Burned it 🔥

Axioms of writing software for your own business
(or working on your own projects that actually have to get produced in the real world)

Axiom #37: It is always a lot more fun to start something new, then to finish the thing that *was* new and exciting when you last tried to finish a thing.

Do you follow test driven development?

This is my social and Dev life ;(

No, thank you, you nice little app. If you wanted to call someone to find out the weather, I think I can do it myself.

Everyday story of Windows users and applications

Found this on YouTube..

Mr Sys Admin or Mr Admin Sys

This is so mean

Frontend Dev: That's not possible in Frontend, we should do it in Backend.
Backend Dev: That's not possible in Backend, we should do it in Frontend.

-- CIVIL WAR --

A sys admin in his natural environment.

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

Professor: "Who here regularly backs up all their data?"
*Some people raise their hands*
Professor: "Who has at some point lost their data?"
*The exact same people raise their hands*

Bored, stuck in a long ass meeting. When suddenly someone brings up the program I made. People start complementing it.

Today's gonna be a good day.

They hate to see it.

After years of game dev!

Well, I guess, it's not really a true social media like Facebook, but it's a thing..

Shamelessly borrowing this from /r/ProgrammerHumor/ because.. 1+'1'-1 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

On a serious note, this will help with JS coercions: https://medium.freecodecamp.org/js-...

Code reusing 😂

😬😬😬

Finally managed to quit vim.

Found this on Reddit!
Makes sense!

Pen testing

Yeah!!

😆

Why not have a game of DevSecOpoly? Doing DevOps and Security right!