Nothing​ is Secret Anymore.

"Can you give me an estimate on how long it will take you to fix this bug?"

"That's like asking how long it will take to find my keys."

git commit -m "fixed issue with fan"

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?

A πthon

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

I think this should happen when people get over 9000++

My favorite kind of Christmas memories

Go Samsung

Well damn!!

I'm so sorry 😂😂

Resize a image in a document in Microsoft word................ 500 lines realign, border width changes, 4 graphs deleted, tsunami in ur city, earth's orbit shift by 2 meters.u want to die.

Let the hate begin 😂😂

2016 and I'm still having a dual core and 3gb of RAM on my computer.

My dream is to make video games. Knowing that I learn Java at school, which langage is the most appropriate for you? My teacher, who is a java fan, told me java, of course. On internet I found c or c++, and I even found a JS framework (phaser), but the doc wasn't great.
Do you have advices ?

Check it out: I just upgraded my workstation:

That weird moment when you get an error "please contact your administrator" and then you realize that you are the administrator..

Headphones ON ears means DON'T disturb unless it's important.

Talking about the chance of rain is not f*ing important. Especially when it's the 10th effin time I'm interrupted by nonsense officetalk in one hour!

Any js framework to me by far...

I asked my programmer buddy if her baby was a boy or a girl. She said "yes".

In a couple of years:

Lesson 1 of any computer course:
"Install devRant. You're going to need it."

Ok so I've noticed we have a small setup "pissin contest" so my di... I mean setup is that big ;)

My Mission Control where it all happens. Who'd like to share theirs?

When you mix art with science

Teaching 7-8 year olds the basics of web design. We're we're playing with CSS and changing colours of block elements and text. One girl put up her hand, completely confused as to why it wasn't working. Her code:

Section {
Background-color: rainbow;
}

Oh the wonderful mind of children

Wife: You never listen to me!
Me: Have you tried port 8080?

An interesting paradox

"When your computer overheats, why does it freeze..."

If we ever colonize Mars or if we even go further I am already feeling sorry for the poor bloke that will have to work on DateTime library.

Back in the days...

Parents: get off that computer it will get you nowhere in life!

Me:But im programming not playing games..I want to become a programmer...

Parents:programming or games it's all the same! Take an example of your sister who actually achieved something with her studies (she's a doctor)

Me today asa computer engineer...receiving paycheck higher than my sister who is a doctor and not to mention I got a car of the company and living very comfortably.

Parents can't believe it.

#rekt

Moral of the story: never let anyone tell you what to do. Keep doing what you truly love and get real good at it!😉

Just received my github mug!

Pretty much sums it up.