AWS and Java? 😉 JK 😢

@Cyanite that explains the marriage problems. Too many mixed procedural and declarative issues.

Triple plus. I was thinking about this this morning. I intentionally choose not to memorize how to work with Angular 1.x because after resolving each stupid gremlin I remember thinking, yeah, this was way too over engineered. Like let's take the fun of memorize trig formulas and put that into code.

@JsonC11 lol, a thousand curses. ;) I have a whole system built up for it. Like rule #1: only sit next to pretty skinny girls on the train; they never eat and never talk and never chew gum. Rule #2: Always have backup earphones. Rule #3: at first sign of apple, stab ears repeatedly. (Yesterday I only had my backup headphones which are not over the ear. ) :D

Like SQL aliases, b,c,d,e...

Where to? If Canada, don't forget to give yourself a bonus and get the tax back on your hotel bill.

@aurghyadip old IBM keyboard? I wear headphones mainly for the sake of noise insulation from mouth noises, mostly forget to turn on the music. Gotta love misophonia.

Life's more fun when you got big buns.

@iridic I had a co-worker once who would use creative titles to figure out which person put him on the spam list.

Respond back, "no viruses? That's perfect. I have herpes. Wink emoticon" -- if you don't say "wink emoticon" will probably come across as way too creepy.

@RubyTuesday semicolon or typo? Fat finger?

@RubyTuesday hahaha!

Yeah I start freaking when managers / developers is greater than or equal to 1.

@flag0 cue Inception music

Happiness in life is being on a first name basis with the front desk security guy. One, guy named Myron, shared with me a remixed version of Biggie's Hypnotize with Christian lyrics. Another, loved to debate economics based on Thomas Sowell's theories.

After working on a new project and using material and react Redux, our productivity is starting to shoot through the roof. Reuse is so much easier. I would also recommend Stephen Grinder's react native and Redux course on Udemy. The principles can easily be reapplied and he explains out all the new ES6 stuff.

If you put your laptop under a second monitor, it makes it look like a 3ds. You could also counter propose that the company could just pay for everyone to have logmein. That's 250$ versus a couple thousand for new laptops.

On average, describe your feelings for waterfall project managers?

What do people love to do in Camelot?

What is your impression of the average user?

ElasticSearch could handle that great. come in over night. install a cluster on all the manager machines over night. do several replicas. they'll never know. if asked, respond with "magic". ;)

it was awkwardly disturbing because we had three ladies on the team. :)

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meme from my blog (Maximus doing thumbs down: I asked you about prototypical inheritance and you said jQuery)

Took over for one guy once who liked to eat at his computer. I knew this from the grease palm impressions on the laptop and the grease ghost handprint in the bathroom above the urinal.

I've always wondered why as hardware gets smaller the software gets bigger. It's not the size that matters but the user experience.

@abhn reminds me of a client once where all the men were like half committed and they passed off all the actual work to the female team lead. Made me think, is this because everyone is Indian, or sexist or just a coincidence of assholes?

are you telling my these ++ icons are something else? why am I still using this app?

HAHAHA! I've had too many of these. I now take on a habeas corpus approach. Show me the feature and prove that it actually worked or has it always been dead or incomplete?

or DotNetNuke 3.x?

No shit! That and the construction of their stalls, like when they put the toilet paper dispenser right next to your leg or they leave a huge crack in door hinge so that everyone has a peep into your poop.