Totally agreed.

When you delete a block of code that you thought was useless

If you're not learning anything new at your job it's probably time to move on.

Programming in a nutshell

Who else think this is awesome

stop the wizard!

Trying to understand code from a previous developer.

Every damn time.

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

My wife would probably appreciate it if I kept the house as tidy and organized as my code.

One of the many joys in a programmers life

Nuff said

Schrödinger's

when your janitor knows his audience

At times, I find stackoverflow community rude. It is, as if all they care about is boasting their virtual ego i.e. points.

An urgent little patch in the code... 😌

Advice for a Startup

when you are looking for php devs to join you on your startup and they don't understand the meaning of being a founder and expect a salary from the start 😭 you join early to get the long term benefits. a startup job isn't an immediate payday. ugh.

Alrighty, then...

Two types of programmers:
1. :wq
2. ctrl + s

My cousin needed quick website and I could never turn him down for the kind of relationship I have with him. When I completed the web, he was like "how were you able to finish it over the weekend?". And I said, "it's all magic"

Should I...

1. Develop a consumer facing web app with free access and use supported by ads?

2. Develop a consumer facing Web app with some free features coupled with premium features using a subscription model?

3. Develop a consumer facing web app with no monetization strategy strictly as a portfolio project?

When your OS crashes so badly that your computer looks at you like this.

This hangs in the test-section at our office 😂

1 - I have this incredible software idea
2 - I start coding right away
3 - I get stuck because I don't know how to use some function and start googling
4 - I don't find a solution for the coding problem I had, but instead I find out that someone already made the brilliant software I was trying to make, with more use cases covered, better design and stuff.
5 - I remember the uncountable times this had happened before
6 - *goddammit*
7 - Think about making a tattoo that says "google it before coding it"

there's nothing we can do about that!

HOLY SHIT! Pls don't!

If programming was an addiction

I think I've posted more this week on DevRant, than I have during the entire time I've had Facebook

"I'm getting an error. It's just not working right."

Stupidest. Bug. Report. Ever.

Please stop wasting our time with tickets like this people, it only requires is to then spend more time just figuring out what the issue is.

🙄🔫