some dickweed changed his MBR to GPT without reading anything about it cus someone (falsely) claimed that GPT was faster.
dickweed lost his data and is whining that he doesn't want to spend even 50 euros to get his data back (but he does want it back)...

While competing on typing speed with a friend I'd wait for him to finish and edit the wpm value on the html before sending him a screenshot of _my speed_. He rage quit after we got till 120 lol

!dev

Bought a house. 😊

I played skyrim, and i thought yes.. i want to make that...

and now i am a very successful CTO and cofounder of a video game startup thats blooming and already made 7 figure profits

no, no im not, i ended up making websites for very little money...

Swimwear was mandatory for using computers in 1982

w3schools's idea of dark mode. Only the code blocks have their colours inverted. Why?

Let’s run it again to be sure

If you’re writing in Python and you find yourself in dependency management hell and you don’t know about pipenv, consider this a friendly PSA:

pipenv is your friend.

The Handover!

Every edgy jobless person feel like...

Time to reinstall Windows 10

Customer CCs me and some other devs:

"Why isn't there a support ticket on this? I didn't get an email about a support ticket opening!!!!!!!!"

-check's email-

To: donotreply@......

¯\_(⊙_ʖ⊙)_/¯

😂😂😂

I'm a victim, please join me to celebrate.

Sleep servers, I never thought of that 😂

My girlfriend clearly doesn’t understand our struggles

for 2019 I want to be the very best dev
that no one ever was
to code them all will be my test
debugging is my cause
I will travel across the net
searching wide on tor
each singleton to understand
the power of the code

devmons its you and me
you know its our destiny
devmons
you're my best friend
and our firewall will stand
Devmons!

A coworker of mine has made hash brownies...

Having a co-worker who I consistently must support with using the basic funionaity of our software, getting me dragged in to a senior management meeting to tell me and my boss that I am too incompetent to do my job. All because something out of my control was taking longer than they would have liked.

This same co-worker deleted a folder on a server full of live data because they "wanted to see what it would do" then wondered why I revoked their Admin rights to that folder.

I want to scream at them every day.

EDIT: !rant, forgot tags, sorry :(

Tfw your new laptop CPU gets the same performance as your 10y.o. desktop and is 10x more power efficient.

Ryzen 5 2500U (2018):
> 4c/8t
> 2GHz base / 3.6 turbo
> 15W TDP

Xeon W3520 (2009):
> 4c/8t
> 2.7GHz base / 2.9 turbo
>130W TDP

Running new hardware feels great.

There’s a SQL joke in there somewhere

When you start cleaning your code after writing complete program

Passlist is totally useless!!!
Who counts bf as a hacking scheme????

Happens quite often!😠

This...

True or not? ;)

When you have 90% css code available in world but you are fucking lazy to apply it.

In my current company we're being forced to use Windows for web development... I can't use a VM because of the hardware specs.

This is now my screensaver.

I don't really like that corny ass joke about going to the grocery store and buying eggs or whatever the fuck it is, but this.... This is fucking hilarious.

There's a solid 75% chance that Caecilia is a programmer.

Laptop needed to be cooled down. Well, its -20C outside.