Hahahaha

How documentation works

Please sir please

*Website exists*

Client: “I should be rich by now. Please fix.”

Me: “... Did you do any ... marketing?”

Client: “I don’t have money for marketing. That’s what the website is for.”

Client: I want you to build me a website.
Then makes an order on freelancing website.

Me: Okay, Sir. Can you send me your specifications, please?

No reply.

2 days later

Me: Hello, sir....are you still interested?

A week later
Me: Sir.

Me: Sir.....

No reply

2 Weeks later
Me: Sir......

No reply

Client: Oh, sorry.(Then gives some lame excuse) Okay I will send you the specifications.

Me: It's Okay. Waiting for it.

A week later
Me: Sir, you forgot to send me your specifications.

No response.

#Life of a freelancer.....No stability or security or decent clients.

specifically the macbook
- via CodeHumour

Hackathons these days :/

No, thank you.😆

This is the problem with iot

Can we do that??? 😶

I didn’t want to wait for the adapter to come in…

Nice workaround xD

Ok, bye guys gtg.....

It happens 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

You know you are in silicon valley when you see an ad for redis

3 billion devices run Java.......

how to deal with errors:

God I'm immature.

JS developer life

Pro tip: If you are a junior, or senior but new at the company, don't start your conversations with:

"We're doing X wrong. At my previous company we did / at school I learned /in this book I read / according to this talk I watched, the right way to do X is ..."

Instead try:

"I'm curious why were doing X this way. I'm used to doing it differently."

I love flat-hierarchy teams, and people who think about flaws in procedures and proactively try to improve the tools we use are awesome, but the next kid walking up to me yelling we use git flow "wrong" will be smacked in the face with a keyboard.

If you come to me with curiosity and an open mind, I'll explain, and even return the favor by behaving the same way when I'm baffled by your seemingly retarded implementations.

Maybe we can learn from each other, maybe discover that "how I learned it" is sometimes good, sometimes bad.

But let's start with some social skills, not kicking off into every debate with a stretched leg and a red face.

I didn't even know it existed xD

when you have no QA department
- via CodeHumor

Yell globally

Be careful with Ux-Ui

When a full-stack developer credits the whole team

Nowadays......¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When you have 2 tabs open on Chrome.

Finally!

Web and IE8 in nutshell

😣😣😐😐😣