Just worked for 5 hours on a project... i hope i don't fuck it up

My current role: learn all the things.

The project I'm on has a hard deadline and we were told that we may need to start putting in extra hours. We already are, BTW. I've been working 12-14 hour days.

I was just "invited" to a mandatory meeting where management is going to improve our morale for an hour by cooking for us. Awesome.

My algorithm for errors

Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

And he actually paid for this special plate :|

I just had the most intense nerdgasm of my life.

So I'm learning NodeJS (11/10, super fun, totally recommend) and I already had a chat script written up but it was only available to my LAN. Im hosting it using my Raspberry Pi Zero, which is surprisingly fast, and obviously sips power. Anyways, I FINALLY figure out port forwarding (Comcast made things harder, as per usual) and for the first time in my young life, I chatted with someone half way across the country... Using the hardware I set up, running the script I wote, on the network I configured.

I could have sworn I was drooling.

Today was a good fuckin day.

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

5 things you will find shocking about asynchronous code:

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Lets all stop and take a moment to thank Stackoverflow for our jobs...

"my app is so awesome you don't even have to close it, it crashes itself automatically. "

SAVAGE 😂😂😂

Welcome to JavaScript where
Number.isInteger(0.9999999999999999) is false and
Number.isInteger(0.99999999999999999) is true

CSS is easy until you open your website in another browser.