Just graduated and this is how I feel....

So I leave about 300 GB of files to transfer overnight. Come back in the morning and the entire fucking transfer has been paused because there was one duplicate file and it wanted to know whether to replace it or not. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST KEEP TRANSFERRING THE REST OF THE FILES?

Job advertisement of the biggest software company here at our train station in Dortmund, Germany.

I never believed in such posts until I saw this today.....

*Double face palm*

XBOX is short for XBox One X
GNU is short for GNU Not Unix
😲😱
Recursive Definitions

Me. Every morning.

Conversations with Google Allo

devRant is very good at this

Piece of shit admin installed a chrome plugin which changed the new tab to no internet default image ... The whole office was pranked

This is true 😂

About a month ago, one billion of Yahoo Accounts has been compromised. Today I received two emails from yahoo in my gmail accounts, they were saying that my yahoo password has been changed and my recovery email has been removed (+ a lot of warning emails of old accounts of forum and games that were receiving unknown accesses, but nvm). In the email which informed me about the recovery, I saw a link that would have allowed me to restore the old account, but before to click I thought "Wait! I had like 10 yahoo accounts. What account am I saving?" I check, I read, I read again, but nothing, no information about it in the text. Nevermind, there's a link. This link will be related to a specific account. Right? Wrong. I click, it sends me in a generic page. The link is mute. I attach a screenshot, you can see where the link points in the left-bottom corner. So now I know that one of my accounts has been hacked, I don't know WHICH account has been hacked and I'm not able to recover my account. Luckily it wasn't my main inbox!

One time I wanted to use my mouse and it didn't work, the light was on and everything seemed normal, I flipped it upside down and I found a troll face sticker on the laser led ...

Apparently Eclipse is an indispensable tool for putting Zen in your coding!

Source: https://turnoff.us/geek/...

CPU abbreviation

Years ago at school I recreated the UNIX logon screen. With this, I collected login credentials and then displayed a message that the dish gets formatted now. To make it more realistic I had a progress bar and generated random file access in the disk, so the LEDs flashed. Loved it and even the sysadmin could see the fun (and educational background :P)

This one for linux lovers
Me: Will you be my Valentine?
Girl: Hell no
Me: sudo Will you be my Valentine?
Girl: Yes Yes...wait
😂

Somebody's going to be late for work today..

fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUCCCKKK FUCKING FUUUCKKKBKB

if you gave me a feature that has 2^5 posible output, but didn't give me all the possible inputs AND expect me to finish it for this thursday, THEN DONT GIVE ME EXTRA JOB ON A DRIVER THAT DOESNT WORK. FUCK

My first calculator

I forgot my USB cable at home. I have tested my app like this all day

Heartless

It was fun to watch my entire high school (~1200 people) freak out when I ran "net send * Big brother is watching you..." on what I found to be an insecure computer in my high school's library. Every single computer in the building displayed the pop up message. The town's IT director even showed up to figure out what happened.

I was caught, but they were more happy it wasn't a hacker, and that I discovered that the IT firm the town hired totally botched properly implementing network security, so I was let off the hook.

Map, Filter and reduce explained!

So now I know....

Debugging 101

When you have a programmer girlfriend 😁😁

Yes yes, trust me😎

I'm one of the biggest advocates for Chromebooks and Chrome OS ever.

But even I will call out the bullshit right here:

When images won't load...

Me: Push... peek... push.... Pop...
Husband: What are you doing?