Some people refactor because feature updates need to be optimized throughout the code base.

I refactor because I am terrible at planning.

Stay at your desk. Stay at your desk. Stay at your desk . . .

Debugging extra characters in my output all morning only to realize that they are my own debug messages . . .

Do you remember that one day that you opened Discord and it didn't have an update?

I've been playing with code for years, but only finally started trying to make it profitable by working through making websites for cash. A friend of mine is just getting into it brand new and is really dedicated. He is going to learn fast and I'm going to be able to walk him through a lot of my mistakes to move much faster than I did.

Is it bad that my favorite part of this relationship is that I will have someone that understands me when I make fun of jQuery?