Freefilesyncs installer made my day.

made my day

10/10 marketing, tbh

I think it was on the final level of Doom.

Am I the only one who still uses a 5 yo Android smartphone as its main device?

Great timing

Yikes. Bad bot, bad!

shit my niggas u gotta be careful, this mans got kali linux

Still one of my favorite stackexchange question.

Hang in there developer 🐈

This meme requires you to be outside of the European Union to view.

master\slave

Really? Is really offensive to you ? The hek

A non-techie just asked me this, "when your computer overheats, why does it freeze?"

Happened a while ago but I still find it funny.

*phone rings*
Me: good morning sir, how can I help you?
Client: MY WEBSITE IS OFFLINE, FIX IT RIGHT NOW.
M: I'm going to take a look, what's the domain?
C: *gives domain*
M: I see, that domain expired already, it was cancelled through our customer portal by the client, you maybe or someone you know?
C: WHAT?! MY INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS DEPENDS ON THAT DOMAIN, I'D NEVER CANCEL IT, THIS IS BULLSHIT! I'F THE SITE GOES OFFLINE FOR A MONTH I'LL FUCKING GO BANKRUPT, YOU'RE GOING TO FIX THIS RIGHT NOW.
M: if I may ask, how is your business doing right now?
C: HOW IS THAT QUESTION RELEVANT RIGHT NOW?!
M: well, you said that if the site would go offline for a month, you'd go bankrupt. The domain registration ended about half a year ago so that's why I aske......

*beeeeep beeeeep beeeeep*

Well, okay then.

a great opportunity

I'm doing my own sci-fi D&D story and need some new weapons! So why not use programming names? 🤔

So far:
voidpointer
nullifier
destructor
finalizer

One player is also a dev and I want to trigger him as hard as I can 😈

I was wondering y the internet was down 🧐

They can just buy a different name right ?

Don't have any caption/rant to add.

Hacking yourself.

*click "Empty Recycle Bin"*
*removing 134.389 files. Time remaining: about 15 minutes*
Me: What the fuck is happening?!
*open Recycle Bin*
*see there is 3 node_modules folder*
Me: oh, okay sorry. Thats pretty normal.

My boss typed up a GitLab ticket that looked like it took at least an hour to make. Screenshots, diagrams, how to reproduce the bug, dreams, hopes, desires, dinner recipes, marriage advice, how to diversify a portfolio. Honestly, the whole 9 yards.

The bug fix was changing a SQL Inner Join to a Left Join. 10 seconds.

Well that explains a LOT!

Me: Sometimes I talk to myself while debugging.
Me: OMG 😱, me too..
Me: Lets try pair programming next time.

So Valve just released an update to Steam that includes a fork of WINE called Proton that allows Linux users to play and install Windows games as if they were native.

About 30 titles are currently officially supported but more are planned.

i mean wtf

Pick your programming language Waifu devRant.

In case you need fake data

*Code review a PR*

“Remove extra new line here.”

This is Alice.
Alice ++'ed my post about shitty internet.
Be like Alice.