IntelliJ, you know I love you... But WTF ?!

That moment when you overamplifiy your speaker, the speaker can't handle it, and the negative side of the aux port gets way too much energy delivered.
Now whenever I put an aux cable into the phone, it restarts 3 times hahaha shit

My employer bought some new 40" 4k displays to the office. The want us to evaluate if they are any good, and if so replace all monitors... No real developers has one, only HR people sitting there with one huge window with office or word open!! It makes me cry! And they will most likely say they are too big!

When everyone left the office I tried one... OMG, i need this in my life! 😍

Stansted airport subway, London

devRant is truly amazing, a social network where I don't have to give up on privacy by giving out my number to confirm that I am legit when I'd use something as a VPN to protect my identity (unlike twitter facebook and google)

Thanks for giving a fuck about privacy and not giving a fuck about my data

When you're too tired to think of debug messages...

No comment.

When people use Thread.sleep in unit tests to delay execution of threads

Rest in peace bro ..!

Web devs get me

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: "I know, I'll use multithreading".

Nowthhw tpe yawre o oblems.

So true

That moment when you realise that stack overflow can't help you...

Thanks DevRant, I've received the sticks and it's now right where it should be 😀

How long will that last 😅

when you came a bit early to work on saturday morning...

"Jabba the Script" that's how my girlfriend calls JavaScript.

Android development in a nutshell

HOLY SHIT. short story, just dodged a bullet. Using the Samuel L Ipsum generator and not thinking. I then use this copy to test the notification system with the following text. luckily the system email only went to me!

"Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?

Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing."

Idiots 😂😂

This is quite possibly the best thing ever written. (Pay attention to the licence)

https://github.com/mattdiamond/...

'this' in JavaScript

Enough said :|

Wanna buy a mechanical keyboard so much, but don't want to give up on macbook's trackpad. I'm so used to it that cannot switch back to mouse

This is why I currently have 14 calculators open...

When you add a new team member and have to upgrade the numbers of users for your Atlassian products...

This is how I die

I had an after work meeting, i was supposed to take it from home, i got busy trying on my new dresses and totally forgot 😱😂

Programming is about thinking...

Whiteboard interviews

Please, make it easier to hack our systems...