"The work you do while you procrastinate is probably the work you should be doing for the rest of your life. " - Jessica Hische

Ran into a devRant user at a random bar in NYC last night. Super cool meeting you in the wild!

Sorry, I just had to post this cable porn I found posted in some random subreddit.

Just look at those curves

When a full-stack developer credits the whole team

Ya thank you so much playstore for providing such great information

When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

More pooh memes

So true 😂😂😂

sad story

Nowadays......¯\_(ツ)_/¯

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

Found this somewhere....
Hilarious!!!

😣😣😐😐😣

rofl 🤣

40% of AI start ups don't use AI.

c l a s s y

Yet another commercial seminar upset I won't give up a day of my time to fly to the UK to speak at the event for no payment or reimbursement for my travel.

But of course I should think about the exposure and networking opportunities! 😕

Web and IE8 in nutshell

I just converted a massive project from C to cuda, I renamed everything, and it just worked.
What the fuck have I done wrong?

I will never understand why and how my manager is able to commit deadlines with clients without having a meeting with our software development team and then he tells us to develop the features in those unrealistic deadlines.

Ran into a girl who I had a crush on in high school at a bar last week. Hanged out for a bit, but then I had to run catch the last train home.

Today I get a message from her that reads: "Hey, it was nice to meet you last week. Can I call you some time, there's something I want to tell you. 😉"

I think to myself -- sweet and say that I have no meetings today, call me whenever you can.

A couple of minutes later she calls me, and the first thing she says: "I have this app idea..."

fuck, shouldn't have hyped myself up.

So True :/

My laptop's purring, what could cause this problem?

Around 11:30pm I honestly thought I was about done, but a series of production issues has kept me up until 4:30am. Solving one revealed another, and so on.

Finally, all is quiet.

Goodnight World.

Well they think code grows on trees

whatever man

Not OC

True story 😂

It's a merge conflict

Also when you are overqualified 😅