Whenever I see a programming question here, I know someone's got devOverflow and stackRant completely mixed up!!!

Right-Click > Push to Production...

A software engineer was smoking...

A lady nearby asked him: "Can't you read the warnings? Smoking is injurous to health!"

He replied: "We are bothered only about errors, not warnings!"

Accidentally uploading your nudes to Github

Why the fuck do all these good fucking companies need that proven fucking 3 years of work fucking experience to join? You gotta fucking start somewhere

In open source we believe

Credits : Developers_team

Wikihow is wrong.
I need my sustenance.
How else am i suppose to make code.

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0