I used to want to be a programmer....then I really got to know Internet explorer.

Make any webpage auto compatible with IE.

A.I support

When you take a notepad and pen to a meeting and write nothing...

My code.....

I styled the entire site...with inline CSS....only

Learn git right after you learn your first programming language.

I'm never shamed of my hacks.

You get to go to work dressed like that?

Sometimes I wish I can control life like CSS.

Example: traffic{ float: left}

My Tiki mugs for when I need some magic juice!

This one goes out to all those who don't give a shit about IE 🍻

The best coworker I've had always wanted to fix everything! And most times he did. But sometimes his fixes created more bugs. Needless to say his name is Paul Ness so it made it even better hearing people say "PNesswhat did you do now!?" , that never got old. 😂

Manager: Ok this looks good, have you tested it on IE8? 😱

Customer: Can you create a social network for me in a month for $300? 😑