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						AboutIn house Symphony developer from Glasgow :)
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						SkillsSymfomy, docker, vagrant, PHP, JavaScript , CSS, HTML,
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						LocationGlasgow
Joined devRant on 3/30/2016
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				    If Gordon Ramsay made code reviews, I would watch that show. Especially the insults he would use for handling clients.
 
 "This code has so much spaghetti, it decided to open it's own restaurant"23
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				    Love working with atom using this theme in coffeeshops, making people think I'm a top hacker, when in reality I'm just stuck with css classes or something. Equally stupid. 25 25
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				    I code through the night until 8 am, then sleep until 6pm+.
 My family then calls me out as being unproductive and lazy.
 Why must the whole world be oriented against night owls like me? 😥15
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				    What am I doing with my life... but hey, at least there's some devRant notifications I can go through. 8 8
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				    Because as a person without a dev background she laughs at all of the same devRant stuff that I do! 4 4
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				    my boss went on vacation 1 day before the deadline. Then disaster came in. So we emailed him, and he replied.
 
 "Good luck"9
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				    Am I the only one who figures out solutions to complex issues only when peeing, bathing or taking a dump? 😂8
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				    Converting an int to a string for use in a switch statement... And nothing else.
 
 Who the HELL wrote this crap?!
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				    When your work alarm goes off on a Bank Holiday Monday because Apple still dont have a feature to disable alarms on Bank Holidays. Cheers Tim.2
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				    When you accidentally leave a console.log in your code that goes into production that says: "I'm fucking working!!!" and notice it a year later when fixing a bug.2



