When I copied an answer from Stack Overflow, and my boss said I was a genius.

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

Mac Plus and booting from a floppy disk. What a sound that was!

I just shat my pants:

I accidentally typed "ebay.vom", and I was redirected to "navigation.nsgnav.com" before sending me to "ebay.com".

In that split second, I thought it redirected me to some "nsa.gov" server.

I almost set my laptop on fire and ran to Mexico.

Amazon Drive offers the most comprehensive data redundancy known to mankind.

"Your data synced. A LOT."™

var peanutButter = “creamy”;
var jelly = “strawberry”;
var bread = “Wonder”;

public string Lunch(peanutButter, jelly, bread, out satiation)
{
int stomach = 0;
string mouth = “”;

for (int hunger = 100; hunger > stomach; hunger--)
{
mouth += String.Format(peanutButter + jelly + bread);
stomach++;
}
return var satiation = “YAAASSSS”;
};

Disposable contacts have really helped me focus on coding rather than whipping face juice off my lenses.

But I really need to stop storing the isopropyl alcohol next to my eye drops.

1. Watch tutorial
2. Build project
3. “I’VE LEARNED NOTHING!!”
4. Call down pox upon instructor and seven generations
5. Rewatch tutorial
6. Get it
7. “Sorry about the boils”