No matter how much product owners claim "bugs have priority over anything else", "we value high quality structured code", and "we do test driven development"...

...Once a big client wants a feature to be developed before they sign up, dirty code will be written from napkin specs, and that code will always be refractored "soon".

FUCK YOU SHITTY FUCKING DICK HEAD!!!.. I'M FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT ABOUT "YOU'RE A PROGRAMMER... YOU MUST KNOW HOW TO USE PHOTOSHOP!"... OR "SUCH A SHITTY PROGRAMMER YOU ARE... DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX MY COMPUTER"... OR "CAN YOU MAKE ME AN APP?... IT'S LIKE OTHER APP BUT BETTER, I CAN'T GIVE YOU MORE DETAILS BECAUSE IT'S CONFIDENCIAL, SO YOU GOT TO DO IT WHIT OUT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE TO DO"... GO TO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A TRUCK FULL OF DONKEYS FUCKING IDIOT!!!... STOP TALKING BULLSHIT AND GET AND FUCKING LIFE YOU ASSHOLE!!!... sorry about my english for those who read

7 years of innovation and best design teams on the planet... can you tell the difference?

Today I come across something interresting in SQL Server.

I was optimizing a report query and in the SSMS windows runned in 10 seconds for 3000 rows.

Put it to a stored procedure took me 5 minutes for getting 100 rows.

I was like WTF?

After some research I found out that the problem was that I was using the Stored Procedure parameters in the query.

Created local variables for the parameters and poof... 10 seconds again.

So if you are creating Stored Procedures in SQL Server DO NOT USE THE PARAMETERS FROM THE PROCEDURE. CREATE LOCAL VARIABLES.

!rant: So I've noticed some devs sharing pictures of their workspace. Let me know what you think of mine!

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

LONG live MEAN stack

To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

When trying to solve a bug

software development stages

Getting out of VIM

The struggle is real

Poor Adam.😂😂😂

What if every hello world application creates a world like Tron and we casually destroy them thousands of times a day.

"It's compiling"

when can i say " learning is finish and i know anything to make an APP"
every time i open a door i see another closed door. always there is a closed door

Maybe time to implement a dupe-check making it impossible to post the same joke/meme more than x times in a 3 month period? Sorry guys but some jokes are just getting very repetitive..

"This makes less sense the more I look at it. like okay.... what's this number over here?"

C++ vs C

Every time or not?

http://adventurega.me/bootstrap/

Read this before you build your next bootstrap site. Lol.

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

How many of you did this to fake hacking during the early days of Linux in your life? :P

italic in real world

so truee

When you merge the conflicted branch to master

My son is about to be born within the next 30 minutes!! Not such a rant just some happy news!

Whenever you figure out an incredibly simple solution to make your code work after being frustrated by it for hours on end.

So, in my spare time I run a little helper business that teaches children/teenagers how to program.

Theres a new kid that's been coming for around about a month, and I swear the kid is a programming deity.
He picked programming and more importantly developing remarkably quickly.
Long story short, I paid for him to go to a Hackathon in LA and he now has more business contacts than me.

I really appreciate devs that aren't complete assholes when you admit ignorance and embrace failure. Be a teacher, not an asshole!