Or that...

True, it is true

Product manager had me spend an hour setting up his machine for rails development. Then walk him through all of our workflow. He then proceeded to make some changes to a header tag content. Made a pull request while I was holding his hand. Then he walks out of his office acting like he just won a national championship and proceeded to talk about how he was basically a developer for the next hour interrupting work.

When you're demoing a prototype and the guy who always introduces himself by saying he's "not the coding type," proceeds to try and tell you how he would have done it.

Refactoring is like kissing a baby.. I like doing that, but to my own.

Graduating in a few days in CS and thinking about what I'll put on my cap. Current favorite:

When your code reviewing the new guy and there's 50 comments for every line of code

Suck it up and learn.

That feeling when a feature is estimated to take 4 hours but, thanks to your well structured code and good use of object oriented programming you implement it in 30 minutes and can spend the rest optimising something else.

Halt And Catch Fire > Sillicon Valley

when you realize that performance issue you just could not figure out is the SYS admin taking a full back of your production machine during peek traffic hours

We all know at least one...

So a DBA walks into a NoSQL bar, but immediately leaves because he couldn't find a table..

a co-worker was approached a conference by a guy asking what she was doing there. I don't think he was expecting the answer "I'm speaking at this conference". I can't imagine being a woman in tech

"Who is JSON, and why is he on my website"

Clients. 😂😂

Doing a 2am deployment to production in my batman PJs like its normal. More coffee please!

Hello, would you like to install Windows 10 today?