Last monday I just ask my boss to add our intern number to office group

-- How I feel at work lately, in terms my wife understands --

Me: There's a gas leak, we need to fix it.

Manager: Yeah, use some duct tape, here's a roll.

Me: That's not how we fix a problem like this.

Manager: Will it work to solve the problem?

Me: Only temporarily

Manager: Ask your co-worker if you need help using duct tape, he's used it before. When will it be fixed?

Software engineer

Every website now except mine.. well, when it goes live 😂. Anyway found on Twitter

both sides are real

And on Fridays we all say together...

✨
✨ DON'T ✨
✨
✨ PUSH ✨
✨ ✨
✨ TO ✨
✨
✨ PRODUCTION ✨
✨
✨

He is going places.

Responsive vs Non-Responsive

Lately my mornings have started out with sitting on my front porch with a cup of coffee and a smoke for about 15 or 20 minutes scrolling through devrant.
Probably why ive been in a better mood these days

Well played Google Assistant...

Ranters this week

Maths : 1
Google : 0

I guess I'll just change my dad then...

Excel is not a database!

This is my motivation.

Food.... It works every single day and also motivates me to goto the office.

My office is next to a mall.

Guys, I am getting married in one hour 🎉

Found this on Reddit!
Makes sense!

Never be enough!

Teacher: Who do you think you are, young man?
Me: I am DA GREATEST!
Teacher: -_- ... Says who?
Me: Google BITCH!

main ( ) {
printf("hello, world") ;
}

I'm new here.

Sometimes I feel frontend development is like ancient magic:

Backend Dev: Oh no, I can't align this DIV properly.
FE Dev: No worries!
* Casts Flexius Boxius on the DIV *
* Div aligns slightly better *
BE Dev: But it's not centered!
FE Dev: No worries!
* Casts Marginis Automaticus! *
* Rolls natural 1 *
* Everything collapses *
* Website is on fire *
* Product owner cries *
FE Dev: No worries!
* Casts Flexius Boxius level 5 on the parent div *
* Everything looks beautiful *
* People are in awe *
FE Dev: You are welcome!
* Adjusts his robe and leaves *

Haha sounds about right

Relatable.

Suddenly everyone is updating their privacy policy.

------------ Programmer's Fact -----------

The root is at the top of the Tree🌳.

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Hell yay

Different error is better 👍

Haha am Eager to see this.

Getting married to a female dev sounds cool, until she starts setting up a trello board for house tasks.🙅