Help my team get a new token for the stand ups... We are thinking about something more orange...

Windows.. and more specifically IE

My Friday night with my 8 year old showing me Scratch 👍 #ParentingGoals

Sometimes I see how many likes reposts get on here and it makes me want to be a bad person and repost everything I see.

Just 14 to go 😘

Genuine snippet of code from something we are rewriting from scratch..

// Returns true if section length is greater than maximum path
public bool isOversized(double sectionLength) {
return false;
}

Fffuuuuuu

It's never too late for vim and regex

New devs, please, never use goto. Never. Ever.

Monster is more cost efficient than red bull

My advice for new devs, or to all of us :)

Stay away from 'master'. OK?

Life is like git...
Think before you commit

First base in dev dating!

Interviewer: "Ok we are searching for a fucking god of the code, if you have a week for work on a new project you must end within 3 days and work on other stuff! And for contract maybe a stage can be a good solution, we can't pay very much, but you must work like a machine and you'll love it cause here we have lots of project!"
Me: "I'm not interested."
Interviewer: "W..what?? Why?? Is there something wrong??"

Everytime a cunt like this ask to a developer to work for him, somewhere in the world a browser crashes