Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares but for development companies/teams. Please make it happen.

That feeling when you've been programming, scripting and developing games, software and web pages for nearly a decade and you still feel like a talentless hack that doesn't deserve the wages you are paid, and constantly fear being exposed as a fraud by your peers... :x

I am starting to realise that there really is nothing more permanent than a temporary fix.

Well, I was not going to read them anyway

I was trying to get some cash from an ATM. Instead of vending bank notes as it should, this happened...

I still need that cash...

And that was enough encouragement

When you boot and can't remember if its F2 F8 F12 or DEL

After a day like this I try to look at the positive side; that another day has passed and it's only 11.278 days left until retirement

When people have read something on the internet and are suddenly experts on the subject..

...continuing

Why not ship my machine to the customer 😕

Next...?

I hate trying to explain the difference between vendor and internal development. There is a clear difference. Siloed information and profit are important with a vendor to maintain the relationship with the customer. There are no real motives to do things at the best interest of the business with vendor development. Internal development is the exact opposite. There is a time where you need both but some kind of decision tree should be made around that. #rantoff

yup

full comic here:
http://dilbert.com/strip/2016-03-06

Switching from development to production

time utilization