Had like 6 months to create my dissertation project and left it till the last month and it took 20 days of non stop coding.

Fucking RIP my degree, boys.

Damn it! today I learnt that GitHub has a tool called Hub - "an extension to command-line git that helps you do everyday GitHub tasks without ever leaving the terminal".

It's been around for 10 years.

And here I was clicking on the link that was sent by the remote after every push to open a pull request 🤦‍♂️
It even comes with vim syntax support for pull requests.

I'm never leaving the terminal to do things on the GitHub web interface anymore

Protip: don't drink gin and try to install stuff on a client's NAS while logged in as root.

Thank god I changed my mind and decided to do this another time...

Ah, I just received a rejection email for my job application. Give me some love please.
💔💔💔

FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service):
https://www.foaas.com/

I think it's pretty obvious why.

2:40am. I'm developing in production.

Why? I don't know

Enlightenment

The power of sudo

Docker

so lame, ive being using Catalina for years already.

Oneteen Onety One

Support run checks on our core VMS twice a day and report back their findings. We had big problems.

Old one..

windows in a nutshell

Malware: "HAHAHAHAHA I HAVE HOSED YOUR PC AND REPLACED THE MBR! ONLY I REMAIN!"
me, loading my VM's clean slate snapshot:

Classic

Debugging

cant control my laugh hahah.....

Just a regular software engineer...

I fell for it for a sec, well-played devs 👏