Current me

Not the best font choice....
(Read under the mouse)

Today I broke a record 🎉

..in the production database 😅

True dat.

Fuck you ie

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Programmer lifecycle.

!rant: A friend posted the frontpage of a local newspaper in the Philippines. The summary is in 'lorem ipsum'! I checked it online(epaper) and it is still there! Someone's gonna be in big trouble...

Last minute changes B)

Friend texted me some binary.

Decided to impress him and decode it by hand.

Spent 5 minutes decoding "I eat ass".

🤔🤔

Thank you google

stupid ios autocorrect, how does gpu autocorrect to fountain?

My friend sent me this.

If you get it :)

Don't you just love when your program finally compiles and runs error-free and...

It would be nice if it also returned what it was supposed to, but--

Credits: unknown

HE:"Hey I improved my code"

ME:
*opens the file*
*Sees random static allocations*
*Code is as verbose as before*
*Down to 2600 lines from 2800ish*
*Still doesn't do shit properly*

"Uuuh what exactly did you do?"

*Starts noticing the lack of namespaces*

HE: "I used this using namespace std to write a bit less"

ME: "Can I pay you yoga lessons so you can taste your own cock and show your parents how good you are at it?"

Is it weird that whenever a slightly dodgy site asks for my address, I give the address of the prime minister:

10 Downing Street
Westminster, London
SW1A 1AA, UK

No ?

Me: think I need to pee...

Google: MODERATE TRAFFIC IN YOUR AREA

Best example :-D

StackOverflow members,
Please read the question properly at least once before marking it as a duplicate of another question with the similar keyword but asks a completely different question 😑😑

Saw this on LinkedIn about architecture but it's also accurate for developers, you only have to read it from back to front.
Source: http://archdaily.com/876083/...

The amazing adventure of IE

I know a brilliant joke about UDP but you might not get it..

Oh but I insist ...

Help! I've eaten too much pizza and I can't get up.

Hurricane force winds should be coming your way soon

Keep your rubber friend away from high temperature :(

//not mine