suddenly while you introduce yourself to everyone..

As a Python user and the fucking unicode mess, this is sooooo mean!

They said ducks can help...

Programmer at an eye test...

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This is what our university recommends as reading material for databases. I'm still in denial that this exists.

What people think devs do ...

When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

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sorry;

Another programming job: the first 5,183 decimals of pi, in wood sticks. Took me three months to do. Now I start e

One picture to rule them all

When Windows 10 opens a PDF with Microsoft Edge.

Who else has the ctrl+s reflex... I do it on everything 😐

When you watch hunger games and wonder how the database works

!rant

There are some extremely competent, blind developers where I work. They have a tool that read screen elements out loud to them.

At first it was chocking to see they work with the screen off. It makes total sense though, however this thought never crossed my mind before. Their headphones serve as screen to them, which is pretty cool.

*You can't make this shit up*

Recruiter: Hi, I saw your profile on LinkedIn and I think I have a great programmer opportunity for you today! Can you tell me a little bit about your experience?

Me: Sure, I mostly work with JavaScript and C# and have several years of experience in designing, developing, and deploying enterprise-level applications in production environments.

Recruiter: Hmm, um OK. Have you ever created programs using InDesign or Microsoft Word?

Me: Excuse me?

Recruiter: You know, anything like pamphlets or event brochures?

Me: Are you talking about physical paper programs such as those that accompany events/conferences?!

Recruiter: Yes! What else would I be taking about?

Me: I'm in the software development industry, so I thought you were talking about programming in that context.

Recruiter: Oh no! Those positions are for the men, sweety. I mean, I wouldn't expect any women to know that other techy stuff...

*Hangs up*

Not a rant but gave me a good laugh

I haz degree

This looks dumb as hell 🙌🏼

"Everyone can code" - Tim Cook
Clearly you've never met my team!

Gets me every time! XD

A devops engineer in its natural habitat

I get why ranting is therapeutic. A missed period can make your head spin @_@

Great phrase from my PM (sarcasm):
"Don't waste time with maintainable code, we have a lot of bugs to solve"

Storing de-normalized data in NoSql when used to relational data feels like I am vomiting on the database

Why its called Programmer when we aren't good at spelling.

Worst enterprise "software"?

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Thank you JavaScript.

how to improve UX

True story.