Fuck you

CW:"We need this."
ME:"It'll take me some time to do. When do we need it by."
CW:"Yesterday."
ME:"Awesome, that's my favorite day to deliver."

Bed-Time

Reading : bed time stories.
I.e.Stories on dev rant

Student - Teacher renaming .c to .exe make the program executable ?

Teacher - Yes

A group of people stand up and walking to the door

Teacher - Where are you all going ?

Students - We are going to drop this class.

Well..Ok? You don't see this everyday haha.

!rant

Boss: You can't start coding without understanding the phrase P. O. O. P.
Me: P. O. O. P.?
Boss: Is a carefully organized code

People
Order
Our
Programs

Coders worst nightmare...

what I have learnt from programming so far

"Github is the Facebook for developers."
- Johannes Rieken, Microsoft

Cup of Java + workspace

*starts coding by 7pm in the evening.
*remembers that he would soon have to go fetch something to eat but keeps on coding.
*tells himself he would get food by 10pm.
*checks the time - it's past 12am.
*codes all night long on an empty belly but doesn't care.

Me (6yo): Whatcha doing?
Dad: Programming.
Me: ???
Dad: If I type this on the screen and hit this key *color appeared on screen*
Me: *eyes go wide... Dad is magician*

And here I am nearly 30 years later still learning.

- "I wanna make games !"
- Bought a book about games and they stated about learning to code.
- learned to code
- never finished one single game :/

Making love with SQL

*feels sad.
*steps outside for a while in search of someone who would maybe understand him.
*finds no one.
*returns to his computer and music and feels extreme happiness again.

The moment when you change one single line of code and the whole website is broken ...

LEGO duck riding a Falcon. Weird/cool.

We've been there before

Use linux

When someone asks my address...

Starting a new project be like

:D It's true :D

Wow did you know?

Freelance programmers

Client: other do this with very low price

Result: