I plan to integrate it in the very next crack xD

A million hearts were broken, When Google chose Nougat over Nutella :(

Credit : Foss bytes

When you disturb your cat on the couch, but the cat is Thug.

Top 10 reasons why I can't complete my code in time.
1. Lethargic
2.

Did anyone reach this black background? (score > 800)
Are there any more levels? I didn't try.

*Thug life*

Noob: Your pc? 32 bit or 64?
Me : x64
Noob: Haha, mine's x86 😎
Me: 😓

This is a dev forum. If I find any competitive programmer ranting about timeouts. Imma knock him out.

Some people are such dicks that even sudo apt-get purge won't work.
They probably need a sudo rm -rf /*

It's long, but trust me you won't get bored. So today, I went to work, even on a Sunday. My supervisor had given the task to finish off my custom module by this week.
There were only the 2 of us in the office. Everyone else enjoyed the holiday.
I got stuck somewhere in the code and approached his desk. We could never see what he was doing on his computer.
Suddenly, I could find him uneasy as I approached and he started jolting St those "ctrl+w" and "alt+f4s" and clutched his mouse to minimize. I said, "Uh sorry, sir but this taxonomy doesn't work in this code, help me out?"
He said, "Oh sure, sit. And he opened chrome trying to act cool. Guess what? Chrome played it like a boss, "Google Chrome didn't shut down correctly. Restore the following pages.
[] Shocking! 99 year old couple have s3x
[] xxx tiny teen shows her.... (i don't remember exactly.)"
The quickest possible glance I ever had. And the most sweaty face I ever saw of his.
He granted me a leave today and extended my deadline for the next week as well. I thought I was screwed :P

Everyone loves autocorrect until is starts bothering you.