Such dedication much wow

(In science class)

Teacher: What are clouds made of?

Me: Servers, preferably Linux.

Teacher: ?

*client calls*
"hello, we forgot the password to our WiFi router. Could you reset that for us?"

😐😶😮😅

"We host websites and servers sir, we don't control your router :)"

"Right, i thought so, nevermind!"

Well, that's a new one O.o

Just had a fire drill at school. I yelled "GIT PUSH!! GIT PUSH!!".

I've always wanted to do that... :P

Why not! 😂

Yep that's how I want to wake up, with a mini heart attack ...

Linux pople be like

When your boss asks you to debug some crappy legacy code and you need to bring in the heavy artillery

The real story: How the Apple was damaged.

It's the shitty os after all... 😜

UI design gone wrong

Heartless

I hate this image - things in 2 states weird me out

One of many things my non-programmer friends needs to learn!

programing for life :p

Why Diesel Python live in land?

The bug made it through unnoticed. sh1t storm wednesdays. FML

Message from God to Python developers

That's really true.... 😂😂😂😜😜😜

found this on the internet, thought I would drop it here, ahah

Manager: "yeah so thanks for understanding we can't give you a payrise, by the way we need you to train the new guy we just hired who is your senior because even though he is more experienced than you as a c# dev he doesn't understand what an object is"

Me...

That's the real difference!

When you want to summon Satan but need to write the networking book first.

A deadlock a day, keeps the application away. Heard it in the office today.

Made me laugh...

If Satan were a web developer

Well...shit

VLC has some problems with Windows

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

microsoft