Jack please stay away

Unpopular opinion.
Instead changing UI, Microsoft should take their shit and make Visual Studio available on Linux.

"please wait 5 seconds 'till you can continue with the call" *additional charges apply

Hello from Mauritius!

"Position: Java developer
Requirements: Knowledge in C, C++, C#, JavaScript, Python, frameworks like jQuery or Angular (preferable)"

Do you need a Java developer or some kind of development deity?

My biggest dev ambition:

Coding my own games.

Finish my Raspberry Pi Zero Cluster... complete with kubernetes, etc.

... I still don't know what I'm going to run on this. suggestions in the comments welcome.

Last completed (so not something which is still going on) project i have learned a lot was for "digital- and microcontroller technology" classes.
I designed a tower which fits on a pc fan. In this tower there is a tabletennis ball and on top of it is a infrared sensor. With a Potentiometer you can set the height at which the ball shall float.
As microcontroller i took an arduino uno. For visualization i used SerialComInstruments.
Learned lots of microcontroller programming, pid controls and how the fuck a serial port communication really works.

Where is that f*cking command!!!

I alias my "sudo" to "please" so I can practice being polite to my server and code more.

How about some good news for a change?
We have new baby! 😊 He's our second.

And he was born on 10/24!
He's going to be my little devvy.
😊😊😊

OH dear!

I wanted to do webdev backend in C++.
It was cumbersome so I decided to write a library that helps me and OH MY GOD. I have COMPLETELY changed C++ xDD

https://github.com/Wittmaxi/webcpp

(yes, the screenshot is ACTUAL C++ xD)

Should I tell my kids that I liked PHP when I was young or will they be bullied in school if their friends find out about their dad?

The worst laziest thing I've done while programming?
That's easy
- Have an Idea.
- Think about that Idea.
- Then go play some games, watch a movie...

Who is like me?

Not finishing this !ran

Machine Learning

I know it's mess. That is my new laptop and I don't use this desktop anymore.

Microsoft open sources 60K patents. Did I travel to some alternate universe?

https://google.com/amp/s/...

Few of those times when I get to add microsoft and opensource together in the tags.

Dear assholes of the internet. Next time you publish an article/tutorial/story etc, PUT THE FUCKING PUBLICATION DATE AT THE TOP.

I don’t care about your need to be minimalist, FUCK YOU, INCLUDE THE DATE.

*youtube how to use X in Y*

*please dont be an indian please dont be an indian please dont be an indian*

hlo frnds tday ím gna shw u...

FUCK

I HATE my work but I STILL go to work because I need money to pay-off mortgage.

I had to edit it or else it would look boring af.
Just a cheap laptop

Btw: I made the photo and edit one week before knowing devRants wk119 will be devDeks xD

Client: Can I speak to the developer responsible for my website?
Developer: Speaking...
Client: You have a deep voice for a 5 year old.

Your code is like someone tried to quit vim

So the makers of Sublime Text are working on a GUI Git client now?
It looks really interesting, could be a good alternative to Gitkraken!
Here's the link btw: https://www.sublimemerge.com

What I would really like to see is a plugin support! I don't know of any Git Client that has that...
Anyways, I will try it out later and post my opinion here!

You are as usefull as a Software update shortly before a Deadline

Your mom is so fat, that she will never be able to have more than 4GB.

Yo mama so fat her SQL Table entry is a blob

Just noticed fontawesome5 has hooli as a brand icon lol

https://fontawesome.com/icons/...