That moment when

The things I want to see on Internet.

Frontend vs Backend!

Great😅😂

Had a good laugh on this one

[via https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/...]

If you somehow managed to install Mac OS on a raspberry Pi, does that make it an Apple Pi?

I'm sorry, I'll leave now...

update for all that care:
I have successfully gotten android studio to run on a chromebook.

don't ask how.

don't ask why.

don't even ask.

but know. it's working, and it was worth it.

Not having any good rants to get a stress ball. lol

YouTube comments at it's best

Joe is a moron

Joe :- Please remove that immediately.

// Joe is a moron

I print asd instead of hello world to understand print function is working correctly

1. See new shiny tech
2. Read install/setup instructions
3. Make Hello World/Todo app by copying codeblocks from documentation
4. Update LinkedIn profile
5. Insist on rewriting entire company ecosystem

Oh wait, thats my horseshit-eating coworker

I think I'm going to become a lumberjack. I spend half of my days looking at logs.

So everyone is showing their setup, I thought why not share mine.

Got more free stuff

there should be a special place in hell for people who use inline css style.

I recently met a young fella (14yo) playing League of Legends. He asked:
- What do you do for a living?
- I'm a programmer, do you know anything about programming?
- I don't, actually.

Apparently he was playing from a LAN Gaming center 'cause he didn't have a computer at home (his computer had broken and these Lan centers are pretty affordable).
I figured I could explain to him what was it and what super powers you could get from it. Turns out I recommended a JS course in codecademy and now he goes to the LAN center every day to study programming (he got really into it!).
Now he always pings me with questions about JS and apparently he's learning a ton! He had almost no English skills too (we're Brazilian), and because most of the material in the internet is in English he found himself some free English courses and he's now taking them!

Knowledge is free on the internet and I guess he's just realized that.

Not exactly a rant guys, just figured it was a nice story to tell :)
#TeachAKidHowToCode

So my USB DVD drive needs more power than a normal USB port can deliver.
Normal Person: I'll bring it back to the store and get a diffrent one.

Me:

Android O is officially Android Oreo!

HTML5 !

HR - There is a 2 years gap on your CV!
Candidate - I was in jail.

HR - Why?
Candidate:- I killed the guy who told me : "We'll call you back".

HR :- Welcome on board, You have the Job.

Those were the days! When SD cards, were the size of credit cards for 512mb 😂

It's 👏 not 👏 much 👏 but 👏 it's 👏 mine 👏

A job that doesn't practice fear driven development

Credits :- @pearshapedcomics on instagram.

GF: What are you doing there?
Dev: I've been trying to reproduce a bug for two hours now...
GF: You need two bugs the opposite sex, otherwise they won't reproduce.

From a sad true story.

I came early today to the office

Found the office locked

Need fingerprint of Project Manager/CTO

With my mouth saying ah.. i blew hot air into the finger print sensor, 5 to 6 times

There u go.office door opened with welcome message

just hacked the system

Genius me

For any job, you can include in your resume, without a hint of lying, that you are Time magazine person of the year 2006. Seriously.

😀😀😀😁😁😁😁😆😆

So if @dfox and @trogus are the devs who make devRant... And if they want to rant about dev stuff... Does that mean they could then rant about devRant on devRant?