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IT can be such a thankless job.

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my mother brought me a external hard drive.. she asked me can i check what is wrong with it.. i opened it up and i just began to laugh

When i see people running notepad through wine on linux machine.

You know, exiting Skype is even harder than exiting Vim

The world is about to end

Master Javascript from A to Z.

Naah just kidding we all know that's impossible, I'll buy google instead.

😂😂😂😂

"You're gonna lose. BUG TIME"

Well that was a fun call I just had.

Owner of the company I freelance for: Hey I forgot to tell you something.

Me: What?

Owner: I bought you a plane ticket to fly to Puerto Rico. You're heading out in a month.

Me: What?! Why????

Owner: To set up cryptocurency mining rigs.

Me: Just because I know a bit about mining doesn't make me an expert.

Owner: We have $80k in our pocket in investments from outside parties, with another $20-30k on the way. You get 20% of the coins mined for as long as you manage it.

Me: So we're gonna set up several rigs, utilizing a b250 motherboard, g4400 CPU, 8GB of RAM and 10 GPUs each. We'll have AMD rigs for monero and Nvidia rigs for Ethereum and others. We'll use awesome miner for profitability switching on the fly. Each machine is probably going to be $5k each, possibly $4k with bulk discounts. We'll need at least 1500W per rig for power, 2000W to be safe, so we need to make sure we have ample power delivery to the mining warehouse.

Owner: I thought you weren't an expert?

Me: I'm not, but when there's money involved my motivation to Google goes into overdrive.

Friend: OMG are you hacking ?

[sudo apt-get update] running

Me: Yes. I am.

macOS treats chess like it's the System32 file in windows

True ?

😒.

Always be honest

I don't remember how many times I've wanted to do this..

If you're wondering why your Mac is slow as sh*t, be advised that it's playing Chess during it's free time.

When your shower has more GitHub commits than you

A surprisingly honest sales site

Code reuse.

"The server is flooded!"

"With requests? DDoS?"

"No."

Me: I need a Windows PC to test my code on.
Server dude: We don't have any free, but I can setup an old server for you.
Me: 🤔 .. I'll take it!

Big data is like teenage sex

Priceless 😂😂😂

Guy: "We just can't finish this in 1 month!"

Boss: "Yeah you can, I'll hire more people."

Guy: "... You know, a woman can deliver a baby in 9 months but 9 women can't deliver a baby in 1 month."

Most hilarious bug I found in Windows 10. 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂

Respect for both.

I'll just leave this here