ever got stuck so bad you don't even know what to google?

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even.

So far in 2020 the only work I’ve done is front end and even though I’ve improved (a little) It makes me sick. But today I actually get started working on backend in ASP.NET Core for the first time. I am excited.

It took us 30 years to get to the point where phones and laptops use the same charger but at least we are here. Also fuck calculus.

passionately making love on Friday morning.

Cellphone buzzes for WhatsApp notification, ignored.
Call ignored, SMS ignored, again call, ignored.

She : whose that bitch calling you?
Me : it's no one important.
She : Checks WhatsApp, message from CTO, server crashed.
Me : Umm, darling, I need to fix this.

It's been 2 days she hasn't answered my call after she left.

More Timezones

I wish the Aussie bushfires were computers, so I could SSH into them and run sudo rm -rf /

client side validation ?

"Coding a first person openworld mmorpg in 24 hrs"

Please sir please

stackoverflow these days

Code works in my local 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

vscode + material theme
Name a more iconic duo

Fuck. Look at all these pieces.

*Website exists*

Client: “I should be rich by now. Please fix.”

Me: “... Did you do any ... marketing?”

Client: “I don’t have money for marketing. That’s what the website is for.”

Not as cute as the good boy but exactly the same ....

* Not my meme 😂

Lol :D

I create a chimera in all my projects.

😂😂😂😾the ways of the universe

I GOT A JOB OFFER!!! IM OUT OF THIS FUCKING HELLHOLE!!!

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

God works in mysterious ways...

this guy found 1 mysterious way.

in g++ we trust

You guys are getting paid?

I just noticed I'm programing while wearing a black hoodie, using vim.
I hope nobody uses me for making shitty stock-photos.

How many times has this meme been dumped here? 300 times? 469 times? Either way, this is truth 😂😂

This is how a recursion works

This is what happens when you hire a philosophy major.

I saw a guy building a website today.
No React.
No Vue.
No Ember.
He just sat there.
Writing HTML.
Like a Psychopath.

GUYS!!! SHE SAID "YES" !!!!

I'M SOOOO HAPPYYYYY!!!

All my dreams are becoming real! I was so nervous to ask, but it was worth it! I waited for the right moment, looked her in her eyes, she looked at mine.. And there I asked it: "are you willing to give it a try and install libreoffice instead of ms office?"

AND SHE SAID: "yes"!!!

Do I have the best wife or what!

That sad sad moment you spot someone returning HTML in an ajax request 🥺

Why lord must you punish me?