Yaaa its really the solution

-Games (board games or video games)
-Coffee and other beverages
-Enough tech gadgets
But most important of all, love what you do.

START FUCKING USING GIT.

😅

I learned how to write tests.

I can relate hahaha

No doubts, the software engineers suggested this.

Am I a joke to you, windows?

Create something that makes someone happy or helps somebody.

I sold my first app today. I’m 70 cents richer now. ;)

😂😂......if you ever did this raise your hands

I just found that the logo of devRant exists in every URL out there.

:/
https://

The fuckening

This is how you'd imagine a sysadmin.

(Stolen from Reddit)

cropped

- Starts new project -
"Wow, I'm coding it pretty well"
- Hates it after two weeks, starts new project -
"Wow, I'm coding it pretty well"

Do not ever develop a project for family or friends.
It's the fucking worst decision you will make.
Damn i wish I knew this shit earlier.
They make you become an asshole.

Night coding > day coding

When i see people running notepad through wine on linux machine.

Bought a calligraphy set.

Can't rant about Silicon Valley TV Show.
It is just fucking awesome !!!

After working with some clients, I've stopped believing cavemen are extinct.

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Startups are like JS frameworks.

The more you encounter, the more you realize how useless 90% of them are.

> finds awesome software
> finishes trial period
> looks at pricing
> looks at bank account
> cries in a corner

Client :- The app is slow on my device, please fix.
Developer :- Working fine on all the devices I tested, are you sure?
Client :- Yes, it's very slow. I can't accept this app.
Developer :- (Recompiles the same codebase again) Here, try this, optimized a lot of calls, took me entire day to do so.
Client :- Yes, it is working fast now
Developer :- (evil laughs)

Interviewing a junior dev.
> Make this function return false.
> junior: deleted all code in function replaces it with return false;

Literally no words.........

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

No duck, have a shark as a friend

It never gets any better than this...