Java 8....

When your vending machine throws an unhandled exception...

For those with android:

Get universal copy. It's a life saving app.

Bought new phone. Installed all necessary apps. Installed devrant last.

Forgot devrant password. Decide to skip login, will do it later. Press Skip.

Eyes immediately experience fire burn with the intensity of demon sulfur smoke from light theme. Instant headache.

Find forgot password link with the quickness. Reset password, relieved. Login.

Eyes immediately experience fire burn with the intensity of demon sulfur smoke from light theme.

APPARENTLY MY THEME PREFERENCE IS STORED IN PHONE'S LOCAL STORAGE. THANK YOU FOR THE HEADACHE DEVRANT.

I'm regretting not having have done this long time ago. You can tell the difference from HDD right away. Everything loads up really fast... Heck, Android Studio even loads fast lol
Switch to SSD to save your life and time 😀

Bugs 🐞

Thought to start a programming blog.
Registered domain and hosting.
Created some posts.
Didn't get new idea/content to post.
Disconnected domain from hosting out of shame.

My favorite kind of Christmas memories

Go Samsung

When a customer said that I shouldn't be working with web development since I couldn't put 3D animations in her PDF document.

Resize a image in a document in Microsoft word................ 500 lines realign, border width changes, 4 graphs deleted, tsunami in ur city, earth's orbit shift by 2 meters.u want to die.

Its almost 2017 and you realize all your college classmates prefer TurboC over any other IDE.

😂😂 Innovation

Give standing ovation for this developer

😂😂😅😅

One thing I love about this app is the sorting algorithm. While giving good popular posts exposure, it also shows new unpopular posts in the mix, which you don't see a lot these days.

So my stickers arrived the other day and I gave them a little ride 🙂

!rant
Me to my bf: You smell. Go shower.
Him: I don't feel like it...
Me: Sudo go shower.
Him: Goddamn it Rudi..
*wait for it*
*He showers*
Me: *evil chuckle* I gotta post this to devRant

Do you guys think this is appropriate?
What am I missing?

Among the many improvements introduced by Windows 10, the one I enjoy the most is the freshly redesigned, user-friendly BSOD.

New to DevRant. Hello all

I am Root

i would like 2 please

The first code review

True programmer 🤓

Just in case you guys run out of ideas for your side projects, black mirror will always be there for inspiration.

Things aren't always #000000 and #FFFFFF ya know... There are 👇

When people paste their whole fucking million line noobie spaghetti code into a single Stackoverflow question:

The cyber police...

In devrant, I am but a variable that is being incremented and decremented.