Me: My dog bit me 8 times.

Dog: Stfu human, it was just one byte.

(In science class)

Teacher: What are clouds made of?

Me: Servers, preferably Linux.

Teacher: ?

I got quite a chuckle out of this one

I told my husband that High Hefner died last week and he responded with:

So, there’s a job vacancy at the PlayBoy mansion?

Men!

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Programmer's hardest tasks 😁

Is that how you make objects in C?
gcc car.c -o car

Forget your md5 or else

Day 530: Still trying to find phone number...

I just noticed that when my wife fills the dishwasher, she always leaves empty the space between the border and the first support for the dishes.

I'm starting to be afraid that she might also believe that arrays start at 1...

Website design philosophies:

Apple: "...and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and..."

Microsoft: "border-radius:0 !important;"

Google: "EVERYTHING MOVES!!! And most websites get material design. Most."

Amazon: "We're slowly moving away from 2009"

Wix: "How can we further increase load times?"

Literally any download site: "Click here! No, click here! Nononono!! Click here!!..."

Facebook: "We can't change anything because our main age demographic is around 55"

University websites: "That information isn't hard enough to find yet. Decrease the search accuracy and increase broken links."

I feel with you, poor FrameLayout ☹️

Power of sudo

//Salt

Damn!

Two out of four people do not simplify fractions.

*inhales*

OVER 3 BILLION DEVICES RUN JAVA

I live in a place where my internet is taken down by rain

Credits :
https://reddit.com/r/...

When people mess with AI

if (someCondition) {
doSomething();
} else {
// THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN
}

Saw this in our repo the other day, face palmed so hard that my face is now a palm.

A geek is born.

Interesting line of work 🤔

Female : how hardcore aye you ?
Me : I clear all notifs in devRant even if it is 99+ all the time
Female : wow, lets get laid already

Writing in a language I barely know cause clients requirements...

Looping in kitchen be like

Every. Single. Time.

Now i can enter in peace! Finally a good number

Go python :D

It worked for me.