"bart as a pentester"

Who wants one?

Mornin' geeks!

When the trainee wants to improve your code.

Code like this makes me shed a tear in nostalgia... also I want to murder somebody for still putting that in tutorials

Web Developer Profanity:

Dreamweaver = Motherfucker
GoDaddy = Son of a Bitch
Wix = Go Fuck Yourselves
SquareSpace = Hipster Assholes
Web.com = Piles of dogshit
ASP = Pain in the Ass.

Russian roulette in bash:
# [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "You live"

A fun experience with a client:
Client: We want to use a database in the cloud without internet.
Us: Uhm that's not possible.
Client: Why not? You don't need internet to use a cloud database, because it's in the sky right?
.....
We will never forget our first client.
p.s. he also wanted to use his wifi printer without internet and cable

I pray for a future where clients have a better understanding of IT related concepts🙏

Looks like it

Monday motivation.

There is nothing on my messy desk other than never ending work. Damn, I need to get something. What can I get,

* a toy : not my kind of stuff
* a bike : not enough room
* a small plant : hard to find in the dessert (uae)

Damned.

I'm starting a new job next week so I don't currently have a desk, but my boyfriend loves the cross stitched Yoshis I made for him!

Also, fuck cross stitching. It's the worst. I'm never doing it again. What was supposed to be a Christmas gift turned into a belated Valentine's gift.

["Hip","Hip"]

//Hip Hip Array

My wife made this for me.

Am I the only one who, while in public, subconsciously look at what users are doing on their phones in effort to better understand the species known as "user"?

How long will that last 😅

Im a dog

Thank you Google for splitting my package

git blame

My teacher gave me "winrar.rar" file for install winrar.

Or that...

Jake ...who?

-I'm a programmer.
=how many languages do you have?
-html and css
=....
-....

The computers at my local vet clinic are suspended with eyebolts and leashes so they don't get pee'd on.

I don't know what to say

save the toner, you toner waster

Off to a good start with Java/NetBeans

Only webdevs can understand :P

Jaja so true

When I see a pretty layout while looking for design inspiration :
"All your css are belong to us"