You write code.
A strange issue prevents you to proceed further.
Try one fix. Fails.
Try another Fix. Fails.
...
Try fix #28. Fails.
You decide to ask for help in the support forum.
You start writing your post, mentioning everything you've tried so far. You feel your social anxiety and fear the humiliation of being told "because you didn't try X, you idiot". Then you come up with an idea for fix #29.
(fix #29 normally involves Wireshark or similar low-level inspection tool)

Try fix #29. It succeeds :)

sticker[1].slice(0,1).placeOn(keyboard);

I have the house all to myself. Twenty years ago, I'd be throwing a party. Today I look forward to all the uninterrupted coding.

That moment when you are working so hard on a project that your family forgets you exist

Knock knock

What are some mistakes you can make as a programmer that will get you fired immediately?

Aw hecks yeah!

The client asked for the Vector version of the graphic but refused to pay more.
So I added the jpeg to a new illustrator project and gave him. He thinks he won the bargain.

Am I the only one who laughts at this jokes

when devRant users are currently at war and it is mostly your fault

When I see a yet another post about Linux being superior to Windows for software development...

One of the best feelings is when you're hip deep in code refactoing and you're delezing old code with your new and shiny code.

sometimes you just feel over whelmed

why dont any startup company concern themselves with quality.. oh i hate shipping shitty code.. 😞

Is it just me, or is it extremely frustrating that we get so little time for our side projects? I can only manage like 3 hours every night, losing up on sleep.. 😢

4 week summer vacation over. Did not code any sideprojects and opened laptop only to watch netflix on vacation (Stranger Things ❤️). My liver will be pleased that its over. Tomorrow back to work, hopefully I remember how to code again 😜

When I was 13 yrs old, I played Counter strike. One day by chance, I went into its program files folder and started looking through the files. There I found a bots.db which I opened on Notepad++. I found out that unlike many other files, it had un-garbled text. So I studied its contents and soon realized that it contained bot profiles. I edited skill levels of some of them and opened the game. To my delight, the bot's skill did change. It was so awesome, I can now complete the missions I was stuck in. That was the moment I had first wanted to go into Software Development field but I only started to code 4 years later.

I don't know what to say

I was 12 and saw that Google had a slide in there office, instantly sold.

I followed a tutorial on modding minecraft, I made a block that got generated into the world. Ohh my god I was hooked when I saw it in the game. Been loving it ever since

So glad you are here guys :')

Coding essentially is an infinite loop of:
1) wtf
2) ah yea

Add sprinkles of "that should be easy" and "why did i agree on this"

When I first moved 🐢 on the screen i knew I'm gonna love this shit
RT 90
LT 90
😊

In a way, it's a bit unfair on those in other fields that we get paid so well for doing something we love.

That moment when you've been trying to fix a bug for hours then suddenly realize you've fixed it hours ago but just didn't clear the cache

My code is guaranteed 100% mistrake free!

....You can now save images on mobile... THANK YOU @dfox <3

GIT Cheat Sheet

Wrote a python script and debugged in about 3 hours. Script saves a colleague 20 hours per week. #resumeworthy

Functional Programming literally has 'fun' in the title; OOP is one letter away from 💩. I rest my case.