Ran into a devRant user at a random bar in NYC last night. Super cool meeting you in the wild!

I may or may not have pushed to production certain intranet code that upon meeting certain and very specific conditions would display the message "penis penis penis c====3"
because I can't for the life of me remember why would I do that.

Whats your point??

- Girl: I don't understand how some people can be so foolish and decide to study computer science.

- Me: Hm, true. So what did you study?

- Girl: Tourism and sports science. And you?

- Me: Nothing. I'm a truck driver.

Ran into a girl who I had a crush on in high school at a bar last week. Hanged out for a bit, but then I had to run catch the last train home.

Today I get a message from her that reads: "Hey, it was nice to meet you last week. Can I call you some time, there's something I want to tell you. 😉"

I think to myself -- sweet and say that I have no meetings today, call me whenever you can.

A couple of minutes later she calls me, and the first thing she says: "I have this app idea..."

fuck, shouldn't have hyped myself up.

If you are not wasting your 10hours to automate your half hour work then you are not a real programmer.

How developers deal with someone else's code!
Fixing bugs after bugs and it goes on.

I was getting a segmentation fault and was very confused and had no idea why and the first thing I changed fixed it totally so that was great

This is how fucking evolution works.

Well, here we go I guess. Slightly cleaned up but it's usually in this state. If you have questions, ask away!

Leaving devRant for indefinite time

Sorry

Today I downloaded SpyKids (2002) movie to refreshen childhood memories.
Saw that scientists were using welding machine and chemicals to make artificial intelligence.

Every company has a test environment. Some are lucky enough, to also have a production environment

Another attempt at trying to get support for weakening encryption recently.

An FBI spokesperson said something like 'we can put people on the moon, why can't we just create law enforcement-accessible encryption? i just don't buy it."

Fuck off and die.

Well, that was quick 😅

This is Alice.
Alice ++'ed my post about shitty internet.
Be like Alice.

Stackoverflow 101:
- spent 6 hours to Search if my problem is already asked and/or answered
- spent another 4 hours to Google the question and make sure there is no article about it,
- Still got banned.

++age :3

It's 2018 and folks are still stuck "collaborating" on documents by sharing them back and forth over email.

MS Word Doc created in Office 2016 will not open in Office 365.

THIS IS WHY GOOGLE IS WINNING!

State of my life:

Opened a fortune cookie but no fortune was inside.

Lost the password to the main modem/router of our apartment (live in a normal flat of which the rooms are rented out to three students and me) which is in my room and tried to reset the fucker for a trillion times but couldn't get back in, the password didn't reset.

Took a closer look at the reset button and suddenly noticed some text under it saying "wireless connect". Then I noticed a tiny round "hole" above the reset text.

Fuck my sideways, I've been pressing the "wireless connect" button instead of the actual reset one every goddamn time 😐

I can now port forward again 😊

*i am a teenager*

*i don't have credit card*

*can't buy anything*

*sees unixstickers is $1*

*pulls out a dollar from physical wallet*

*throws in the air*

*cries*

Just bought a sound muffler recommended for a firing range, so I can focus while I work.

what other computer scientist's think 😂

Today at work while reading legacy code:

do {
...
} while(false)

Wanna cry and laugh at the same time

Sure! I'll choose a job because of the free ice cream!

Are you fucking kidding me?

Weekend plan:
1. I will watch react conf
2. I want to complete vim cheat sheet
3. LFS project is too
4. Netflix
5. ........
...
.
.

Electricity : 😈

Fuck..
😡

first salary cheque

Fucking happy

There we go, Arch 😍😍

10-1 AM - 4 of us got drunk.
2-4 AM - 2 hours straight coding, solving big-ass problems
10 AM - Fucking hangover and python code in a java project!

Don’t use Facebook.

That is all.

No justification required