In case you forgot

Just got messaged by one of my customers. He buys a lot of scripts from me for his gambling website. He asked me to screw around a bit with the code so that of someone bets above $2500 they automatically lose. And they have a 50% chance of winning when they bet lower than 1000. He actually wanted to pay a lot of money but I declined the request, I don't want to screw around with scamming people.
I think i did the right thing? I don't care about the money though.

This is so annoying

One of the important lessons I learnt in DevRant.

"You don't choose the free stress ball, the stress ball chooses you."

How my C programs may as well be written:

#include<stdio.h>
int main() {
printf("Segmentation fault\n");
return 0;
}

Stougles of a developer whose native language is not English.

1 ANSI keyboard for dev
1 local ISO qertz keyboard for everything else with weird characters

Here I am trying to learn python.

["hip", "hip"]

Again it's time for a diet of cold pizza and soda🍕

Hi! I am a new here😃

Good day everyone! 😊

stack overflow is imminent

Who else think this is awesome

I'm browsing DevRant, giggling to myself, my girlfriend asks to see why I'm laughing,

I show her...
*Stares at it with a blank look on her face*
"I don't get it, explain it for me please"

I explain that: even if I explain it to her, she STILL wouldn't understand.

2 hours later she's made her first "Hello World" Java App so she can join DevRant 😂😂😂

My first post! Here's an image for you.

Yeah 😂

End of semester, studied like crazy for the finals. Aaaand got the mumps. Life sometimes deserves a punch in the face.

Just managed to crash my laptop by opening too many tabs in chrome :/ I have 16gb of RAM

Hehe....Real life example

Aahh the stickers are here 💚

If you had
one language
One framework
To code everything you want
Would you learn it or let it pass

His code is heavy,
arms are weak,
mind is bending.
It's all spaghetti.
He is nervous but looks calm and ready
to go now
but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote down.
The manager is getting loud
He moves his mouse but the bugs won't got out
They are features now
Time to ship
Over blaow!

Code review measurement : Wtfs per minute.

When you're new to devRant and badly want an avatar but don't want to stoop to begging for ++s...

I'm a Dev that doesn't like coffee, fuck me right?

No money no life!

ooh yoda!

Google im at work