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Managers when a developer misses something on a project: “we need to go red fucking alert and schedule several meetings on why this developer inadequacy can never happen again and make sure to record this and make sure the stupid ass devs read all the requirements and use this mistake to offload more of our work onto the dev team”

Managers when they or any other team member misses something on a project: “oh we just made a slight woopsie, just a tiny little miss on our part, a lil fucky wucky, no need to worry”

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  • 8
    Be sure to carry some gasoline and a lighter with you next time it happens.
  • 9
    I love how "lil fucky wucky" has a universally understood meaning now
  • 1
    I think this is okay. Managers don’t really do shit. They are actually assistants who help us build the actual product. Somehow the world is structured the way it is, but it shouldn’t be.

    Them making mistakes is just that - a whoopsie.

    If we make mistakes then it’s called a bug.
  • 9
    @lorentz “so last quarter we made a lil fucky wucky with our budget and projected income and now we are going to have to let 200 employees go UwU”
  • 6
    @nanobot let’s be honest: Even if we don’t make any mistake, it will still be called a bug.

    "Yeah I changed my mind about how it should look like. So how long will it take for you to fix this bug?"
  • 0
    This is what I’m talking about!
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