Noob: Your pc? 32 bit or 64?
Me : x64
Noob: Haha, mine's x86 😎
Me: 😓

*x86_64

X86? Please. Mine's a 386! No no. Mine's an 8088. Yup.

Lol this rant got me all nostalgic.

@crazyidiot It's also known as x64, only if you are a good googler.

@Arcadian-pandit But it's not technically accurate. x64 isn't its own distinct architecture, it is just x86 with 64bit extensions. Things like that piss me off.

"Hey you seen my mp3, I swear I was literally holding it just now!"

"Dude if you were holding an mp3 you'd be in for a very literally shock. Are you looking for your media player?"

@nmunro Things like this pisses every dev. I get it. But at the same time, I don't want to give the noob, a brain-stroke. It's just like saying "Turn on the WiFi" instead of "wifi-router"