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I know what you mean (kind of, I mean I'm not you so there's no way I can actually know how you feel, or what you mean). As an introvert who spends most of his time coding, looking at memes, or watching Netflix, I don't have many friends, and the few I do have aren't in any way interested in tech or development. It's actually kind of become a bit of a problem lately, because as my love for science and technology grows, my friends and I have less to talk about, or activities to do we all enjoy. We've been reduced to just watching movies or getting lunch together. They don't even know I use this app, because they'd probably tune whatever I said out the second they heard me say "it's a social app for dev nerds to vent about how difficult our career can be"
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@Torbuntu ok, this is going nowhere fast lol. Agree to disagree. Or don't. Either is fine. Good luck with the brain AIDS.
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chadd1746437yI wish you talked like this on devrant.
"Biiiitchh you know you didn't follow fuckin' conventions. Refactor this or gtfo, you spaghetti code slut." -
@chadd17 no no, "weird" does not mean yes lol. I'd cringe if she started actually talking like that. But it would still be kind of funny
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@MissDirection there will always be some who understands (devRanters ) and Some who don't and that's what makes us (devRant Community) special 🙌..
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@zombie01 where the fuck did you find that picture? And who the fuck actually took time out of their day to make it?!
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@theScientist lol yeah, I tend to forget about that stuff when I'm typing on a phone
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@Letmecode my friends are pretty stereotypical. Spoiled, obnoxious, petty, suburban white bitches. But I love them.
Now about this guy playing with his cock.... 😜 -
@MissDirection you. @chadd17 is probably pretty cool, too, but I was talking to you
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@shantnuchaubey I don't even know how that shit works. I would take it up with @dfox if you think it's wrong.
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@shantnuchaubey and if you think my upvotes are wrong, that's fine. But calling me a code slut and then not owning it is uncalled for. That said, I'll take the high road here.
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@Letmecode it doesn't even bother me. I just don't get what happened here. Did he think I found some exploit and changed my count? Does he think I am fucking all of the devs here? It just makes no sense.
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@Letmecode yeah, I get it. I know how I present myself. And I am so new to coding in a serious manner, so I come off a bit raucous, silly, and crude. Maybe that bothered him, and that's fine. But as crass as I may be, when it came down to it I had the cooler head. I've had an overwhelmingly positive experience here already, so one I am not going to let one person cock it up for me.
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moort43407y@Sydochen a friend of mine has it as his teamspeak avatar.
But i googled it and its origin is 4chan
Just image google fucking jelly -
@shantnuchaubey listen man, if there's a malfunction, I have no issues with my numbers being corrected. But you do realize that this does not make me a code slut, don't you?
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@shantnuchaubey well then just say that. And yes, that describes me. But I have one more question... Why delete comments?
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Seriously? This is just degrading into insults? Whatever. I am tapping out of this nonsense.
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@LetMeCode @MissDirection 😚❤ you both are amazing.
Remind me to never piss either of you off, especially at the same time -
moort43407yCome on guys, that's enough.
This is a place to vent and joke about coding, not to insult each other.
It has happened, its done.
So comment about the rant, nothing else -
That was a hell of a ride reading all of this! Now I like your new username even more!!!
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So apparently devRant is a problem in my life. As those of you who've read any of my stuff here know I work at Victoria's Secret. So two of my friends come in just before I was ending my shift to see what the plans were for tonight. The usual - hit the club, crash at one of our houses.
Thing is, I was scrolling through devRant when they walked up. (the below is paraphrased)
Friend1: Ugh, you're still on that thing?
Friend2: Is she really? <looks over my shoulder>
Me: <eyeroll>
Friend2: I don't get it. <pokes me in the left tit> You barely post on Instagram and you don't tweet anymore. And you haven't commented on any of my posts in like days. Wtf bitch?
Disclaimer: Yes, we are those girls who talk like that and go clubbing and dress up and makeup and all that shit. Don't judge me because I don't give a fuck. Anyway...
Friend1: Seriously.
Me: Really? We're doing this? Because I haven't posted on fucking Instagram? I talk to you every day. I see you every other day. I like coding. I like tech. This place is awesome and the people are cool. If I want to see your ass or your outfit, I can just look at you. I don't need to be on Instagram 24/7.
Friend2: Jeez bitch. Need a tampon
<we all laugh>
Me: This is my thing. It doesn't mean we aren't friend and we won't chill, but my future is in development and technology. So deal hoes.
Friend1: Ugh you're such a nerd.
Friend2: <laughing>
Me: And you're both like totally vapid sluts. But I love you.
Friend2: Jelly
Friend1: Totes jelly. Girl you need some vitamin D
Me: I'm sayin'. But that doesn't mean I won't spend my free time coding.
Friend2: Ugh alright we don't give a fuck. Code or whatever. Just be ready at 11.
We all flip each other the bird and they leave. I guess if that's the level of acceptance I can get from my wonderful, gorgeous, annoying, amazing, asshole best friends, I'll take it. I am not changing my path.
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