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tigie11
7y

"JavaScript is Java."

-lots of dumb programmer... If you can call them programmers

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  • 0
    7y
    @samfreeman05 it's the kind of thing Steven would say. But instead of JavaScript he would say JavaScrap
  • 1
    7y
    @tigie11 of course he would
  • 0
    7y
    JustScript isn't Java.
  • 0
    7y
    @Jase, You can't copy paste a JavaScript function in a Java program.

    Okok, Yes you can copy/paste it in a Java program. But the program will never work.
  • 2
    7y
    My boss came to me the other day and said "you have experience with web development, right? I was thinking you could help with our Android app (because it's Java)."

    *sigh*
  • 0
    7y
    @tigie11 on the same lines, CoffeeScript is Coffee 😁
  • 3
    7y
    @noder I run my coffee script compiler every morning.
  • 0
    7y
    No. You can't call them a programmer, seriously! It's been a long time, and everyone should know this.
  • 3
    7y
    @null-pointer in 2017 we refer to them as recruiters.
  • 0
    7y
    @RTRMS I know pal, and it's sad.
  • 0
    7y
    And Angular (coughjscough) Java is Java with them angular <brackets>
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